Richard Paul

Sneakers, wrestling and PR 🎨

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

Sean Paul's surname is Paul. My surname is Paul. Sean Paul's grandmother is from Rugby. I'M from Rugby...

So naturally, I spent 3+ years trying to convince people at @Propellernet that he's my cousin.

But the agency have now asked the man himself and I'm speechless 😂

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

The most mojo dojo casa house shit you’ll ever see

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

New photo of the UFC arena construction at the White House.

[Josh @JoshAlexCairo]

The UK public celebrates a genuine national treasure on his centenary, which coincides with a landslide of council votes for a political party that rejects net zero, wants to defund the institutions that Attenborough's life has enriched, and doesn't care about nature. Go figure.

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

How the world works in a nutshell: giant corporations profit from an illegal war whilst the governments who wage them tell the rest of us to tighten our belts.

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

The euphoria beat started playing in my head after the first couple of sentences

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Brooklyn Beckham speaks out against parents Victoria and David Beckham:

“I do not want to reconcile with my family. I'm not being controlled, I’m standing up for myself for the first time in my life. […] My parents have been trying endlessly to ruin my relationship since before my wedding, and it hasn’t stopped.”

[Del @TheCartelDel]

This recent BiliBili video of a guy motion capturing a robot straight into his own balls is gonna be such useful metaphor in the future tbh

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

@currys Jingle All The Way! 🙌🎄🚀

[onion person @CantEverDie]

this movie is a masterpiece but the entire ‘dojo to store to apartment to phone call’ sequence is genuinely one of the best 25 minutes of film i’ve ever watched

[Spectre @spectre0799]

Ace Trumpets but the beat is Everything is romantic (prod. @QoQinox)

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

@BodegaaCat Still showing for me on the 12th and managed to get them 🤷

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

Carabao (the energy drink) has sponsored the EFL Cup for 8 years, spending millions to raise brand awareness in the UK…

Not sure it’s worked 😬

Has anyone ever seen a can of this in the wild?!

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

Kanye West sharing an old Killers song on his Instagram story like a noughties sixth former wasn’t on my bingo card for 2025

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

I don’t know what felt worse, watching England lose the Euros final, or watching that ending to the traitors. #TheTraitors

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

The world’s richest man @elonmusk is promoting the far right in Europe. Don’t buy a @Tesla.
Location: Tesla Gigafactory, Berlin.
(In collaboration with @politicalbeauty)

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

@ackerl82 @arsenal_tickets Just saw this -if it’s still available have followed so you can DM

[Synapse @SynapseTweets]

We are obsessed with the fact that @RJohnP calls Synapse a no-brainer for connecting with the right people.

Ready to level up your #mediarelations? https://t.co/8aE841OiLS

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

Twitter/X is a horrible place, but then you see something like this and it pulls you right back in

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

I’m sorry WHAT

[Richard Paul @RJohnP]

@GrantonJasmine Ahh huge congratulations to you both! Have the best day 🍾🎉