Russell “Lebron” Jordan

ASU '92 | ΠΚΦ Pledge Master '86 | Green Tea Shot Enthusiast | Former baby

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“Lore” for girls in college is really just being a slut

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Talking to women feels like writing an essay before ChatGPT existed

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The world has never needed a man as much as it needs Daniel Larson right about now

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@genedamachine72 Feel bad for the kid. If you fr got with his girl you should tell him.

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15 dollar tip on a 2 dollar order. Fuck my bank account

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@SammySemen6967 12 beers for the one on the right have you lost the plot

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Oh to be a woman and have my Venmo in my TikTok bio and have random men send me money

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Humanity won today #assenal

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@daltonmomof2 Need me to teach you chapter 3?

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@triplethirty9 Lmaooo if that’s on the way to the function that’s lit. If it’s on the way back tho 💀

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@antmanwyoming Something like that

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Bouta teach these youngins a lesson

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What’s the cooldown time before you can double down after being left on open

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@NLankIII Why do they look like they’re from the 70s?

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@Hattietheresa41 Free WiFi

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No internship and no bitches genuinely fiddles with a man’s will to live

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Pivoting careers to whatever keeps me in school the longest

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@TorontoJohn3

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There’s a special place in my heart for the people that like my tweets when it’s under 10 likes

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Cuphead or Mugman is the real personality test