Rene Koiter

🇦🇷🇳🇱🇺🇸Geek🤓Gamer🎮Gym💪Graphics🖥@Blizzard_Ent. Tweets do not represent my employer.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@ClaireMax Aylin after saving the day and reuniting with Isobel: “Now leave us - We must take succour in one another’s bodies and words.”
Isobel: “AYLIN!”
😂Gets me every time. Aylin is like Marvel’s Thor. Definitely the most powerful ally and really the worst choice to pass up.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

Conquered #BaldursGate3 Honour Mode with 100% achievements unlocked. This difficulty level adds perma death and more challenging boss encounters. It was similar in experience to the XCOM games in Iron Man Mode. Now I have a fancy golden D20 to prove my geek forte.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@Celestalon @handclaw @baldursgate3 @LarAtLarian Tricky one. All Tieflings need to survive, including Zevlor who you need to rescue from the mindflayers in Act 2. He will be a powerful ally in the end fight, but if you play him he must survive those battles. Or you just don’t play him.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@ClaireMax @NeotropolisHQ Hehe, wouldn’t be surprised to be Liefia Ingalls. Pro Strongwoman and multiple world champion. Unicorn Strength is her motto. You two would probably get along 😄

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

15 years at a company, time flew by. The first official intern, my first job when receiving my computer science degree. Temporary gig in Paris, France before emigrating to the USA from the Netherlands. Worked in two teams, mainly promoting video games. Now I’m a ring bearer.

[Arjun Sethi @arjunsethi81]

This is what we call the greatest party in the world.

Buenos Aires, Argentina.

#FIFAWorldCup #Messi𓃵

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@xinoe Every year I write the doc and then port over :D

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@RiotLavaliere You're set. Enjoy much faster loading times for your games :)

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@RiotLavaliere Cool, how many slots?

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@RiotLavaliere Do a Windows search for System Information. See what the Baseboard entry says.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@RiotLavaliere If your motherboard supports two M.2 slots, you can get faster NVME drives for the same price and much faster without having to route cables, just slot them into the motherboard. I suggest you return your SSD and get two of these: https://t.co/9xJD7t9bOW

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

A real crime is how everyone mispronounces the name Van Gogh: https://t.co/W8eOVA4lNK

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

#HouseOfTheDragonHBO Poor Helaena Targeryen, she’s like the Hufflepuff of the family 😂 https://t.co/1JfLsIh00u

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@Orbishdev @Romanova If you’re local to Los Angeles, I can build you something that is cheaper and outperforms prebuilt.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@JesseJerdak @JessoLaurus Also, Argentina having a sizable Syro-Lebanese community, there is the affectionate ‘Turquita’ for a woman of such descent. Turkish because Syria and Lebanon were still part of the Ottoman Empire when those communities came to the country. That would be a Laura in Argentina 😄

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@JesseJerdak @JessoLaurus In Argentina in particular there is an adjective that describes a person with a browner/darker complexion and hair color: morocho, or morocha in your case.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

In God of War on New Game Plus (hardest difficulty) the Valkyrie fights are even crazier with faster and more random attack patterns. This morning I beat the Valkyrie Queen on NG+. Probably puts me in a top tier of players. 100% conquered on PC with mouse and keyboard.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

Two weeks after release on PC I finished God of War’s ultimate challenge: the Valkyrie Queen on the hardest difficulty with mouse and keyboard.

The attack pattern recognition, counter moves and timing have to be near flawless in real-time to beat this boss.

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

Today I used the phrase “come into work” and it felt as antiquated as “dialing the phone” 😄

[Rene Koiter @RKoiter]

@JessoLaurus Me, Jesse and Jason dressed up as Drogo pointing to Jason.