Ryan Kortemeyer

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

I want to be a nomad.

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

This man might be a god 🤷🏼‍♂️ https://t.co/xmWjtuVlIa

[Lil Pump @lilpump]

PUMP X DJCARNAGE

SHYNNEEE

RT IF I SHOULD DROP NOW

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@JoseyAchenbach Anymore of this nonsense and I will take custody of our future dog and kids. You can keep the money.

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@WomenTyzer Gang

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Birthday pitchers at THE SPOCO tonight and then MLKEGS the rest of the weekend. I hope I live to see Monday.

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@JacobUnmacht @FarterCrapple @kolbikohl PLEASANT PARK

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

Who orders a fish sandwich from McDonald's? Patient Zero...

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@kolbikohl Only real OGs fux with pleasant park

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

Heading into the weekend with the boys.. where are we getting rowdy at? 😏

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@kayschneider11 Thank you ❤️

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@SchroppItLow_ Thanks Ren ❤️

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@patmiletich Those "Iowa" trunks are the most bad ass thing I have ever seen.

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@Till_Da_Thrill Thank you 😘

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@d_hamp31 Thank you buddy

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

In 9 months there will be a ton of inbred babies born in Alabama.

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@celia_hostetler You've been tall enough to see over the bar since 1st grade?

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

@Plapointe33 @Jj_Theobald @jaketapper Jim Lahey, Randy, Ricky, Julian, Trevor, Cory, but the best in the game for them is Bubbles

[Ryan Kortemeyer @RKortemeyer]

When you drink alone you're an alcoholic but if you add a friend it's called bonding.