RealLoverExperience

❤ British*Independent*Curvy*Mature*London Escort in London Bridge...A Real Lover Experience...See you soon ❤️ also @Dollymopp

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@WhoresofYore To use the one between your legs, you have to use the one between your ears first! Actual sex part of being a SW, is about 30%

[KARL CLIFFORD @artprovocative]

I'll be in B A R C E L O N A this weekend! Only one spot left. Ladies, DM if you're interested in shooting x

[KARL CLIFFORD @artprovocative]

L O N D O N: a couple of places remain for my Aug 18-20 visit.
Please get in touch if you'd like
to shoot.

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Famous last words...hehe. If I had a bigger place, I'd have loads of cats

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort New super cute baby Poppy! She's lovely and so tiny wee! 😍🐶

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Lovely! I was gifted the Ingrid Bergman inspired one a while ago. 😍🖊

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Argh, old Gouda Groin, horrible! Only seen it twice in my life. I thought it was rolled wet tissue that had got underneath

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

Punglepunting is when a client gives you the fee 😄 #sexwork https://t.co/YGNCeXrsP2

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

To PUNGLE is to hand over money.

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@evelyngreenenyc Adultwork, Punternet, Punterlink, Cherrygirls, Captain69, LondonEscortGuide, London-Independents are all long established.

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

I think Knob-Snatchers sounds more interesting 😂🍆 https://t.co/tMdj3gxodm

[Haggard Hawks 🦅📚 Words | Language | Etymology @HaggardHawks]

Wigmakers were nicknamed NOB-THATCHERS in 18th century slang.

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort They're unworthy of us, idiots. I tell them that my biz is 2 important, it's built on discretion, that's why regs come back

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Translated as 'I don't trust you, but think you should give me your personal details. Ppl like you are thieves/liars etc' 🙄

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Up early tomorrow!

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort I might have a little Pimms later, it's got strawberry and mint in it.

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

Thank you @stevegayescort Hope you're having a lovely bank holiday! 🎉🍾🍴🧀🍺🍉🍓🍇🍊🌹😻😻😻😻😻 https://t.co/u5yGE86dFX

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Rare! They wouldn't even get that chance with me now. In the early days I sometimes answered...not one ever came to fruition

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Sending text just saying 'Hey' at almost 2am, I would have blocked that as soon as I saw it!

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort I'm coming to live in your garden and get fed like a Queen

[RealLoverExperience @RLELondonEscort]

@stevegayescort Aw, she's looking sooo gorgeous, all soft silky glossy coat, it's all that good food and love 😻😻😻

[KARL CLIFFORD @artprovocative]

London Calling! July 29 - 31 2016.
Package includes: Notting Hill apartment + photo shoot + edited images.