Rachel Hoffmann

'You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.'

[Sandford Police Commentary @Sandford_Police]

Earlier today we arrested a woman for suspected tax evasion after repeatedly selling her old clothes.

She claimed that she sold them for a fraction of what she had paid. Had paid tax on them when purchased with money she’d already been taxed on.

Investigations are ongoing.

[Wales Millennium Centre @theCentre]

Penblwydd Hapus @bbcdoctorwho! ❤️❤️+🎂

Over the years, Wales Millennium Centre has travelled with you on your adventures in space and time as a filming location.

A hospital run by cat nuns in ‘New New Earth’, the Two Streams facility in 'The Girl Who Waited', the backdrop for Captain Jack’s Face of Boe bombshell in 'The Last of the Timelords' and as recently as an outpost during Jodie Whittaker’s final series, 'Flux'... just to name a few.

Here’s to another ‘fantastic’ 60 years.

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@NoContextBrits @sjhoffmann88

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@sjhoffmann88 @RexChapman @KatieBirch_x Awww that’s so cute tho 🥺

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

Today’s Guardian. A letter that will punch the breath from you 💔 #Partygate

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@KatieBirch_x I feel like I'm reading your internal monologue 😂🙈

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

The more I think about this, the more disgusted I am. He was in intensive care himself with Covid. And still - STILL - this degree of spectacular selfishness.

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@sjhoffmann88 @PoliticsForAlI @ConflitsFrance A fat smartie 🥺

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@sjhoffmann88 @taskmaster @alandavies1 @GuzKhanOfficial @destheray @VictoriaCoren @gdavies @AlexHorne @Channel4 Don't know any of them 😬

[Lily Allen @lilyallen]

never has much to say about men.

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@sjhoffmann88 @AliceJaneGray 😪

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@clarky_82 @KimKardashian @sjhoffmann88 😂😂😂

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@KatieBirch_x @dog_rates @humorandanimals Omg 🙈 the poor other dog 😂

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 5 people that retweet this tweet $10,000 each to celebrate Christmas! (Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win!). I will show proof!

[hatti @HattiRex]

I’ve been to the Tier 3000, not much has changed but we live underwater

[Grant @grantoasc]

finding it hard to know who to believe with this vacine carry on. Torn between, the scientists who have dedicated their lifes to studying virus immunisation or the single maws of facebook that failed foundy biology

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@KatieBirch_x @elklien @MaisieJay Yeah 🤣 won't go full magaluf haha

[Rachel Hoffmann @RLHoffmann123]

@elklien @KatieBirch_x @MaisieJay ??? 🤣