Ricky-Marcel Pitcher

Comic book writer :)

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@ConsulFranceUK I have been trying to get an appointment to renew my passport for over a month but I don't seem to find a date. Could you send me one for between the 13th to end of April.
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@Herring1967 Thanks for the free beer (plus two extra beers)

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@jamesloveless Sounds like you need to take a look at the man in the mirror.

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@DanJFox You may need to go below the neck!?

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@DanJFox What is your endgame with these?

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@El_Deivi How could yours be the leadt interesting? I bet that it was the most colourfull!

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@El_Deivi Hi. Yes I see your Tweets all the time, but I dont tweet much so its one way information 😁 I will get one of these books for my baby when they are published.

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@jamesloveless @ComedyVirgins Nice one!

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@OffsideTraps @petercrouch In fairness, he's probably focused on promoting his new book, which I don't feel Dave should get to read until he completes the first one.

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Dear @OffsideTraps Dave is openly flouting the homework system, and now not even watching Bond movies?! I suggest that he hand writes an apology letter to @PeterCrouch, for having not read his book. Requesting a signed photo. Also specifying that Abby Clancy is not in the photo.

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***NEW POD KLAXON***

Forfeits are delivered, relegation is contemplated and Dave ends up in a compromising position.

Oh to be a fly on the wall in Dave's office this morning.

Please do share if you enjoy.

#davessecretary #offsidetraps #football

https://t.co/vfSgormYUa

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@OffsideTraps Excellent pod. Very glad to see that forfeits are now a recurring segment.

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@OffsideTraps Excellent pod. There's only one #MarcVales ... well, not anymore.

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@OffsideTraps I can keep the coming. I assume you're preparing an advent calendar of forfeits for Dave?

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@OffsideTraps He has to use this weekend's first scorer as a pet name for his wife, without her being suspicious.

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Dear @OffsideTraps if Dave dosnet do his homework he should suffer forfeits.

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@OffsideTraps He has to tweet Crouch and apologise for his lack of progress.

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@OffsideTraps A day of only football food. E.g. pies and Carlsburg are his only sustenance.

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@OffsideTraps Make him sing a newly of football songs/chants.

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@OffsideTraps Reading the previous weeks football results in a Glasgow accent.