Ryan

[Ryan @RMS_junior9]

"We've turned more corners than Lewis Hamilton" 🤣🤣🤣

[Conor Moore @ConorSketches]

Carra, Harry Kane, Arteta, Rio, Keano and Cristiano round up the weekend in Premier League 🔥

[Cousin Stizz @CousinStizz]

Everyday I become a man of fewer words

[Forza Horizon @ForzaHorizon]

Pack your bags, grab your passport and book those flights... the Horizon Festival is heading to Japan in 2026! Wishlist #ForzaHorizon6 today

[Talhah @bcafctalhah]

Class pictures but what a way to post em

Smart as

[Mr Bat @linda_mot]

I've observed a stark difference on how male Chartered Accountants behave compared to their female counterparts. A woman will put that title in everything. Even in a non-finance related YouTube channel. Gents, you just casually find out through conversation over beers

[tami. @Vetteleclerc]

MAX SAYING WHAT WE THINK 😭😭😭

[City Report @cityreport_]

Pep Guardiola: “I’m glad I failed. I love people who fail. In this society where everything has to be perfect, where you have to post your food on Instagram… ‘Oh, look how great, how happy I am.’ Every day we’re expected to prove we’re happy.

Of course I’m sad; I fail, I lose. And? Tell me one person who doesn’t. What matters is doing it, giving it your all, and doing it right. And on that, I haven’t given up. Things went badly, the results were worse than I hoped, but eh… there’s always a next day; I’m going to try again. And this coming year, I’ll do better. That’s what it’s all about.

We want to pretend we’re happy every f*cking day. And that’s the big mistake. I’d rather tell people: ‘You’re sad? That’s okay. You’re disappointed? That’s okay too, it’ll pass.’ Just like happiness, it’ll pass. We lost, we’re f*cked. Being f*cked is okay. You have to live with that.”

[harb @harbizard]

don’t date a gamer if you’re going to get mad at them for playing video games

[#24hrs @stackyungin]

Real

[anon. @thareaalthing]

breaking up with someone who pays $1K+ to meet another man makes sense to me lol

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Drake responds to Kendrick Lamar, Future, Metro Boomin, Rick Ross, Nav, and everyone else who’s turned against him:

“They rather go to war with me than admit they are their own worst enemy”

[Ryan @RMS_junior9]

Come on @FootballManager, show us that updated versatility 💪

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This is chaos...

Amad scores late on, gets a second yellow for taking his shirt off and Bruno is playing at centre-back.

MAYHEM!!!

[Loky @lokymann]

If you don’t voluntarily tell me your business, I won’t ask.
It doesn’t mean I don’t care about you, I avoid nosiness in case you aren’t comfortable talking about it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

a relationship is supposed to be your safe & happy place not another battle you have to fight

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

me to the client right before they give me the worst trial balance of my life

[maximus〽️ @Maxthepapi]

I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.

[J @JordanRowes]

My first born will see astro turf with cones laid out before he sees his mum

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

This is why you gotta hate every other dude in her life because they’re all scheming

[Jos 🇿🇦👨🏿‍💻 🚗 @JosiahThobejane]

After the Golf 8R installment goes off 😭😭😭