Noob Mechanic

Beautiful Life

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@jaymsy_jay @Sashavibesonly If you are making decisions on what others may be doing or not doing you need to grow up and develop an identity.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@HonMosiria I think you love listening to your own voice.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@_SystemYaFacts What kind of reverse thinking is this? Even a smooth brained amoeba understands your twisted dark logic. The masses were not against construction of the Ebola facilities but against importation of the disease into the country. Wacha Ujinga nani

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

The only rare instance where women celebrate each other for remarkable achievement of being a hoe.

[Eng. Karis | MSC | @Briankariu]

Kwa sisi payslip holders, tunakatwa:

30% for payee
6% for NSSF
2.75% for SHA
1.5% for afakable housing

40% of my payslip

16% VAT applied on everything.

56% of my earnings go to gava. 11/20 workdays gone.

Alafu some mathafakin tutam blogger has audacity to open their mouth.

[Amarachi @_amaraxxhi_]

not to shame anyone but broke men actually know their place , but broke babes .....very audacious people 😭😂

[Daughter of Muthoni @Miss_Muthoni_]

Seeing my searches once I am no longer horny

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

Stupidity is a corruption of learning, people who have miraculously made it, the outliers, think they know better yet they are just feeding the same corrupt system. Politicians are now facing the results of Kibaki's free education, the masses are educated.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

Carefully listening to these older content creators and Media personalities you realize that they are very stupid when it comes to matters politics. Not stupid in the sense that they cannot make money, but political mediocrity that stems from ignorance.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@DCI_Kenya The target audience cannot understand your essay. Your writing does not reflect the nature of crime you are trying to sensitize people on!

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

The fact that Abel Mutua has doubled down on his ignorance is absolutely shocking. The blood that was shed to produce this masterpiece of a constitution is not something to be taken lightly. Putting the Constitution aside is what has happened to many failing African States!

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@georgediano It is alarming that people don't notice this is AI.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@Therealgamee @Jahclintbillio1 @Deepsoilthought @Jife790 @Norx_global @zackdfilms1 Are people being sarcastic🤣🤣

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

Manchester United fans are just delusional. Is Amorim still the problem😂😂

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@TheChiwawaBoy Start your gym routine immediately, you have all the confirmation you need. The "Noted" after clearly explaining yourself shows how little she cares. Huyu amekuita treasonous, just leave. There is nothing to save, she will resent you even more.

[Seneti 36 | 🇰🇪 @Rono_Kip]

@TheChiwawaBoy She even had the guts to give u a Chatgpt response. Bro, you're cooked.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@flopystyl @moneyacademyKE Goodness, the way you casually dismiss the words of a professional simply because he isn't cowering to the current illegal pressures is truly impressive.

[Maina Kiminda @kmkiminda]

These guys are brilliant, it’s genuinely surprising why they still don’t get that human rights are non negotiable

[Queen254Trails 🇰🇪 @Queen254Trails]

@scherargei Kenyans don’t need shiny manifesto’s anymore, just a team that will abide fully by the constitution and shun corruption. The constitution will mentor him and the people shall.

[Noob Mechanic @RMT_Banana]

@Chosen_Konrad A president that doesn't consult or follow the advice of professionals is a red flag. Admitting and understanding your limitations is a sign of a great leader. This is the issue we have with people who worship the "Strong Man" Mentality. Total Man Bullshit!