Rachael Metzger

Not your average young adult

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The only constant during trying times

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Went back to this just to feel something

[CNN @CNN]

BREAKING: JOE BIDEN WINS

Joe Biden will be the 46th president of the United States, CNN projects, after a victory in Pennsylvania puts the Scranton-born Democrat over 270 https://t.co/pZ8pr4cMTG #CNNElection

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I just know that a paper towel HATES to see me coming

[Rachael Metzger @RM_NeverLackin]

Men will floss everywhere BUT the bathroom

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Three aphrodisiacs: red wine, dark chocolate, and rotisserie chicken

[Rachael Metzger @RM_NeverLackin]

When the munchies hit in October

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Three certainties in life: death, taxes, and saying “have a good one” after exiting an elevator

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Does anyone else have phone anxiety stemming from when your parents used to force you to talk to relatives on the landline

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Holy shit

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Y’all know what time it is

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Nothing says “I have a small dick” like a dude driving a Ford Flex with two bumper stickers that say Send Nudes and Cougar Hunter

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At least they are together now ❤️

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Nothing has my heart quite like giardiniera does

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The “Summertime Chi” caption is the new and improved edition of 2012’s CLASSIC “hey I’m a little drunk on you and high on summertime”

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I swear every wedding ever was this past Saturday. July 9th a MOVIE

[Rachael Metzger @RM_NeverLackin]

Purpose of toothpicks: getting food out of your teeth? Nope. They are solely for getting a meatball out of the crock pot at family parties

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Oh my god no we should not

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We are LONG overdue for a summer banger of this caliber

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🤍 is this heart white or gray