Rhys Mortimer

Father of Two, animal lover, entirely un-plastic #NUFC fan. 🖤🤍

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[The Redeemed @TheIronWarden]

⛨ Christ Is King ⛨

[The Christian Nationalist Party @the_christnats]

Christian Nationalism would put an end to this degeneracy.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

Dear God, please bring about the final judgement now. We are ready. Sincerely, all non-retarded humans.

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

New York passes legislation to replace the word “mother” with “gestating parent” in some contexts, per NYP.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

Burn it down.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG

"Wink Wink" an adult sex toy shop in Bellingham, Washington, is hosting "inclusive sex education" classes for children as young as 9-YEARS-OLD.

Why tf is a sex shop inviting children to their store?!?!

Extremely disturbing 🚩🚩🚩

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

Yeah would be great until you lost the fucking key.

[Peché Africa 🇿🇦 @pmcafrica]

How did it never cross our minds before? So easy and practical!

[Operation Heal America @OperHealAmerica]

KILL PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈

You shall NOT lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination.

Leviticus 18:22

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@MarioNawfal May God guard us from these demons.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

Shove your blasphemous "pride month". June is the month of The Sacred Heart. May all praise be to Jesus, may all Glory be to God.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@smashbaals Ermm, have they not just disproved their own point?

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

Bloke's discovered proper football.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Mikel Arteta on PSG: “What they are able to do with the ball, with individual actions – I’ve never seen it before”.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

They had more possession in 06 with 10 men than they did last night. 🤣

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Arsenal have set the record for the lowest possession percentage for a team playing in a Champions League final (since records began in 2003-04).

The previous lowest record was also Arsenal, set in the 2006 Champions League final, which they played 72 minutes with 10 men.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

European Champions.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@NUFC7890 As he was walking up to the ball I was hoping for a repeat of his penalty against us in the 5-0 game. Was pretty much what he delivered. He is awful at pens, no idea why he took one.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

Ever heard of winning the European Cup?

[AFTV @AFTVMedia]

Kvaratskhelia who? Ever heard of Mosquera?

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@KingBobIIV @CharlotteCGill @RupertLowe10 @rapeganginquiry She is the modern day Katie Price. The world has descended so far into debauchery, these are the lengths they have to go to now to shock people.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@Dominos_UK Free Pizzas if you're wrong?

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@Im_RobM @liamgallagher You could say she found her Oasis in the jungle

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@America1stMedia The line "William runs to the kitchen" is quite something.

[Rhys Mortimer @RMortimer93]

@OwnGoalZone @TheOfficialFNG