RM

I talk 💩 about stocks, working out, food, life and society basically. $MPLX
Professional Reply Guy

[RM @RMported]

Me talking to Rasta: I'm still in Babylon
Him: we all are

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

It’s funny, because I vividly remember when the Nick Shirley video came out that CNN called a few daycare owners who told them there was no fraud, and they pretty much declared it case closed

Wonder how they got that one wrong

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@corocolog awful awful, tap him once hed be dead

[niuniew 🦌 @niuniew_]

the description for the picky eater negative perk is so depressing fml are you serious

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Wrist Cutter G commercial (2008)

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@spicebae_ damn i already use baking soda but they wway you tap tap tapping makes me wanna stop. fuck i shouldnt have got on twitter goodbye

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@LazerBasic oh okay, good game. but yeah that ending.

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@kingmoneygang0 disgusting

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Danny Gonzalez wants YouTube to let you "turn off" Shorts altogether as they're his biggest frustration with the internet

"I feel like I would use the YouTube app so much more if you could turn off Shorts"

[Dom Technostate ☭ @DomTechnostate]

Is there like a secret second Indeed where you guys are finding all these office jobs that pay a fuck ton of money

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@LasVegasFill sweet, instead of some crystal hot sauce or gochujang sauce is really a let downn

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@now_thats_oscar fuck a way in, its awful being that

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@zackdfilms1 how is a guy talking to ai about superheroes supposed to be an entertaining or informative video

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@umurtxz @y0ttaaa lies upon lies upon lies. post, comment, doesnt matter. post your evidence

[KPop Zigger Hunter @IhateMerkel22]

They would not do this if they couldnt upload it to social media.

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@RaphDeee They didn't show the part where he got shot immediately

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@NeilNevins Not only is she a bad casting, her acting sucks.

[ً @vrilseeking]

unemployed layabouts are the only true aristocrats left in the world, having no job is only considered a negative trait if you are poor

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@asuka_481 This is a nice day compared to American public transit