Ryan Mysen

Michigan State Alumni and fan

[Tyler Driesenga @tdriesenga3]

At Big Ten Media Days, MSU's Pat Fitzgerald explained a new tradition he's starting regarding the jersey No. 1.

[Michigan State Content @msucontent]

Tom Izzo is questioning Michigan’s Elected Board System.

“Michigan’s having problems, too. Some of this is the way our boards are selected. They are elected, not selected. We’re one of only four states in the whole country that are that way. There’s a reason. It’s probably not working well.”

🎥 @WOODTV

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Pretty certain every husband sent this video to their wife today

[Bridgestone Golf @bridgestonegolf]

Goodbye, friends, from Augusta Georgia!
As a farewell, we’re giving away one of the limited edition Peach Reserve TOUR-ISSUE Staff Bags.
To win: Just REPOST!

[Jim Comparoni @JimComparoni]

I’ve been to more than 500 games at Breslin Center. And this might be the greatest moment I’ve ever seen here.

[ᗩᑎT ᗯᖇIGᕼT @itsAntWright]

I don’t think yall understand how high you have to jump and how confident you have to be in your bounce to windmill in a one possession game

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

HR Manager: We do have an unlimited PTO policy.
Employee: Oh—so I can take every Friday off?

HR Manager: Well, no.
Employee: What about taking a week of vacation every month?

HR Manager: No, it still needs to be reasonable.
Employee: Okay—how about taking a full month off each year for an extended holiday?

HR Manager: That’s not something we would be open to.
Employee: Then how is it unlimited?

HR Manager: You don’t have a fixed number of vacation days per year.
Employee: So the company doesn’t have to pay employees out for unused PTO.

HR Manager: [Silence]

Employee: And since PTO isn’t defined as part of total compensation, there’s no guarantee what time off will be approved—it’s entirely at the manager’s discretion.
HR Manager: Yes, your manager would need to approve it.

Employee: That also creates guilt for employees who worry about taking “too much” time off, so they often take less leave than they would if they had a defined allocation.
HR Manager: I suppose—perhaps.

Employee: Meanwhile, employees with more accommodating managers benefit by being approved for more time off.
HR Manager: I’m confused about where you’re going with this.

Employee: I just want to make sure I fully understand what “unlimited PTO” actually means beyond the flashy name.

[97.1 The Ticket: @971theticketxyt]

Valenti's thoughts on Michigan hiring Kyle Whittingham

[Justin Spiro @DarkoStateNews]

I’d love for the local media to do it.

I’m doing this in my free time. If they want to take over, I’ll gladly just post Tom Izzo stories and Coach Fitz hype videos.

Unfortunately, this is the same media that spent months harassing and suing MSU demanding to know which billionaire alum paid the larger share of the Tucker extension.

Yet somehow couldn’t be bothered to ask Warde Manuel why his star point guard was playing Need For Speed with his wife’s car at 2 AM.

Or suppress their hyena laughter when they asked Blake Corum exactly 1 question about the LLC and he answered with a joke about not liking vacuums.

Enough is enough. Someone has to do it.

[Teej. @TJLang70]

I’m not really sure how Warde Manuel has a job.

[Daily MSU @daily_msu]

Don’t let Sherrone Moore’s extreme horniness distract you from the fact that Michigan cheated to win a national title

[Jake Hurricane @BigJakeCLE]

According to sources the Sherrone Moore staffer has been confirmed as Dave Portnoy.

Wow.

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

If I’m Michigan…

I make this young, up-and-coming assistant coach say no.

Clearly knows the area.

[Will @SpartanWilliam]

Can’t wait to read why impregnating a subordinate is not as big a deal as phone sex with a third-party vendor.

[Ericks🟢n Kiva Presented by Acrisure @EricksonKiva]

“The University of Michigan has a zero tolerance policy for inappropriate behavior unless you beat Ohio State and win a national championship by any means necessary.”

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

A cheating scandal has finally taken down a Michigan coach. Never thought I’d see the day.

[Michigan State on BTN @MichiganStOnBTN]

A transformational gift for @MSU_Athletics 💚

AD J Batt breaks down how the $401 million commitment will strengthen @michiganstateu at every level 👇

#B1GToday

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

2021-23 Michigan: Illegal Sign-Stealing/Scouting scheme that contributed to a National Title and 3 12+ Win Seasons

NCAA: ZERO Wins Vacated

2025 Michigan State: Participation of 3 ineligible players

NCAA:

[Dan Wetzel @DanWetzel]

I understand why this happened -- MSU chose not to fight, perhaps to bolster the "show cause" firing of Mel Tucker -- however the fact that:

1. By giving $10,000 to six players, MSU got stiffer penalties, including vacated wins, than Michigan in all of its various infractions cases and ...

2. Included among the vacated wins was the Central Michigan game where Connor Stalions was on the Chips sideline ...

... is so ridiculous it's kind of perfectly comical.

https://t.co/JxZhGudtom

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Seth Meyers perfectly responds to Donald Trump’s deranged rant against him: “What we should be talking about instead is the government shutdown you’re not solving or the food assistance you refuse to fund. Working families are struggling while you renovate your bathroom and you build your ballroom and that’s why your approval ratings are in the toilet”