POVIDONE IODINE

#PARODYTWT | '' The secrets of anomolgy is one I MUST pursue, no matter what methods it'll be! Kyahaha! ''

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

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" ₖyₐ ₕₐ ₕₐ ₕₐ!
ₛₑₑₘₛ dᵢₛᵢₙfₑcₜᵢₒₙ ᵢₛ ᵢₙ ₒᵣdₑᵣ!
ₜᵢₘₑ ₜₒ cₐᵤₜₑᵣᵢzₑ yₒᵤᵣ ᵢgₙₒᵣₐₙcₑ! "

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

Aw! I'm flattered!
(Was that a compliment... Let me write that down..)

[Marble Bread Cookie @M4rbleBread]

Somehow, some of my coworkers look far more intimidating that the perilous anomaly time criminals we are after.

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

God damnit.

[Pop Crumbs @popcrumbscrk]

🚨 Timekeeper Cookie reportedly cut funding to SCOOP after their 91th truck of the week got wrecked.

"What are we supposed to do now without our 2 dollars..." State Litmus Cookie.

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@M4rbleBread @T1meKeepr Exactly! This is what we need! Not more work..

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@Cutt3rC1rcuit ☹️☹️☹️🥺🥺🥺☹️🥺☹️

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

Well, Chief is throwing me in the slamer for "acting out of hand" regarding their spandex suit! So tragic.

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@SCPSurveillance @R3DACTEDS0UL I've no clue what you mean, Chief 😚😚😚

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

I'm a multitasker! I can handle it!

[Cutter Circuit Cookie @SCPSurveillance]

Aren't you still dealing with our dragon problem?

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

🥺🥺🥺

[Cutter Circuit Cookie @SCPSurveillance]

Who wants to deal with this

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL @SCPSurveillance ... Yup! For work related reasons, Chief!

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@SCPSurveillance @R3DACTEDS0UL Sniffle... Really... 🥺🥺🥺

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL @SCPSurveillance Oh, they know, they just prefer to call me "nuisance" or "the one who keeps having to go to HR" or "little Cookie" or... there's alot..

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@SCPSurveillance @R3DACTEDS0UL ☹️☹️☹️

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL Of course. I'm not one to lie, after all! As a scientist, that practically goes against everything I stand for, heheheh...

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

Awww, don't be such a downer, Chief! I'm as dedicated in my work as any other employee. I'm just better at it!

[Cutter Circuit Cookie @SCPSurveillance]

If she saw as many infractions from you as I've seen you wouldn't have so many points.

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL @SCPSurveillance RIGHT RIGHT
Nothing serious boss!! Give me a break, I beg ! 💧💧

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL Aww.. Thanks partner, hehehe! You are quite the looker yourself, admittedly! Strange, considering you are made entirely of shadow... Oh well!

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL ... I suppose I could catch up on some work in the meantime, then..

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Cutter Circuit Cookie @SCPSurveillance]

@RNDRESEARCHER How ever long HR decides.

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL Ehh.. Perhaps so... Either way, it's really just decorative to me! No use, no purpose, just there to be there...

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@R3DACTEDS0UL Oh? I'm sure boss would notice if I weren't in there during mandated presentation time..

[POVIDONE IODINE @RNDRESEARCHER]

@SCPSurveillance Bummer... How long this time? I got work to do!