Nurse Life

Travel ICU nurse documenting the hilarity and troubles in the nursing profession one tweet at a time. It's all about having patience with your patients #RNlife

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When more people than u expected come into ur isolation room to help u pull up ur pt in bed #RNlife https://t.co/KKqLypLR5r

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Y’all I gotta know… does your hospital test specifically for the delta variant? I literally haven’t seen a test or heard of one. How do we know who has/doesn’t have it?

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Family dynamics: Ways to help a nurse out and thank a nurse for *free*
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I got married during a pandemic. I’m writing a memoir about my experience 🛢🔥 What are your thoughts?

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I’ve been off work for over two months. I’m sorry for being MIA. What’s new with you guys? How’s everyone hanging in with covid? I’m eager to start back working again this month- I think. Maybe. 🤪 #RNlife

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Get your 💕 bestie or work mom/dad a unique sticker for Christmas to show your love✨ #nursegift #nursinggift #christmasfornurses #nursechristmas #nursingsticker
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Try this book club! You get a credit when you use my link. Choose from the four books of the month, or any BOTM in the past several years. Read reviews easily, free shipping, & if you don’t like any of the BOTM you skip that month ✨ https://t.co/rLHQPt8IEy

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@jeauboux YAS

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@RN_Atheist Meeeee

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Pt educated on importance of metoprolol. Per MD, okay to skip this dose as pt spat it onto the floor. No new orders at this time. Will continue to monitor. #RNlife #charting

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@nursekelsey Our coworker had SVT earlier in the day and still came into work that night

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My cat is having her eye removed today. Please say some prayers 😭💔❤️

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then jump off another cliff for safe measure. Then, alas, fuck your self one last time.
-Hater”
#2020 #fuck2020 #corona #RNlife

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If I could write a letter to 2020 to tell it what I think of it, it would go like this.
“2020-
It was very predictable of your to make your appearance. I think you took a lot of us off guard with your surprises though. Coronavirus. Whatever this tiger stuff is.

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Kobe Bryant passed. You know, you’re just a realtor negative mood to be around. If you could just go fuck off. And once you get there, jump off a cliff and then land on your face. Once you’ve done that, fuck your self again. Then eat 29 cactuses and take 20 mg of warfarin and

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@nightnursemom26 🤣 you’re more patient than me!! I can’t fall asleep with it on so we don’t

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I’m curious guys. Does your partner or S.O. do anything that you can’t stand? What habit or hobby or thing do they do that irritates you?

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@LadyChastity He’s a piece of work

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My 27 yo trached pt just wrote out to me “you hate me don’t you” and “it feels like you do”. Let me just say, night shift changed his linens 8x last night and I lost count of how many times I have today bc he just pisses the bed. Yesterday he could use his urinal. #RNlife

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@brooke_tweeets 😂 THIS is mine. 100 times over.

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It’s my third day this week. What can I say. I told him I don’t hate him and very kindly explained what I don’t understand about his incontinence. He just threw his hands up like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ im like okay bye dude.