Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin

I am ready to cook and eat the pundit class.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

Dogwood trees bloosom at the Spanish and Portuguese Synagogue cemetery.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

Tom Kean is dead
Staffers lying in his stead
Are trying to defraud Hopatkong town
The daisies in the dell
Will give out a different smell
Because poor Tom is underneath the ground

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

Rep Tom Kean (R-NJ) hasn’t been seen in 96 days.

In that time he’s:

- missed 122 roll call votes,
- won an uncontested primary
- introduced 3 pieces of legislation
- made 13-15 individual stock trades with insider info.

Where is @CongressmanKean?
Is Tom Kean dead?

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

Trump moves like a derelict ghost ship.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Are we just not gonna talk about the fact that he cannot manage to walk in a straight line?

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@thejackhopkins You have good reason to work for Trump's removal from office. Thank you!

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@atrupar Scalise has no integrity. He is a vile and perjured wretch who has violated his solemn obligation to the Constitution and to the People, whose Constitution it is.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@atrupar James Comer is a lying traitor who deserves the shame and banishment coming to him.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@covie_93 I wish the Dutch would leak just one of their videos, the one with Trump, a little boy and a puppy.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Netanyahu is lobbying for Section 224 in the national defense bill, a provision that quietly expands U.S.-Israel military cooperation and weapons development with almost zero oversight.

The American people do not want more U.S. military aid to Israel. We must defeat Section 224.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

Trump (and his henchmen) know US forces must withdraw from the Middle East and USA must pay reparations.

Trump will die before he does anything.

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Trump left the White House around noon on Friday; he is just now returning, we have been paying for a geriatric drug addict to abuse reporters, attend basketball games and hang out at his shitty NJ golf club for four days in the middle of a war he has no idea how to finish.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@kneerecon Trump, the person, is no longer us with us. We have Trump, a friendless ghost, drifting his way to a meeting with the Holy Spirit.

[Illia Ponomarenko 🇺🇦 @IAPonomarenko]

Remember all the hysterics about how Ukraine had to surrender immediately and hand Putin four of its regions, otherwise he’d get angry and we’d have to give up eight?

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

💯 And even if odds were higher that the military would defy a nuclear strike order by Trump, the fact remains that vesting a cognitively deteriorating, increasingly disinhibited, delusional, and decompensating narcissistic psychopath with nuclear codes is exceedingly perilous.

[Covie @covie_93]

Why couldn't trump just watch the NBA finals on TV at the White House like he did the Jan. 6 insurrection???

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

How will Susie Wiles get Trump into the Garden? Trump can barely walk. Will they put him in a pope mobile?

[Joyce Alene @JoyceWhiteVance]

Trump commits what would have been impeachable offenses for any other president with regularity. By avoiding conviction twice in his first term, he’s created a myth it’s pointless to attempt it again.

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Todd Blanche always looks like a CEO who's been indicted for poisoning children but who insists, "Just a handful of kids, maybe a thousand, tops. Ugly kids"

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning display of unity, Keir Starmer, Emmanuel Macron and Freidrich Merz just met with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy. Notably absent was Donald Trump. He’s turned America into a global pariah.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@LucasSa56947288 Trump's attention span is gone. He can't remember enough to work his graft. But he does remember what Walter Reed doctors told him about time.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

Trump knows he doesn't have any time left. He will try to kill as many as he can.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@covie_93 Agreed, "waddled away" in a half squatting position.

The only good news for Trump? He won't remember it in ten minutes.

[Spuddle, Parody Support Dog for Joe Manchin @RNeill8]

@RonFilipkowski Mike Lee likely conspired with Trump on January 6. He should lose his seat in the Senate.