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[Lefty Loading.... @4_Ben_Media]

You gon babysit the dice or shoot nigga?

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

kids are now pausing their street football so that i could pass

[Gatorade Should Be Thicker. @WinslowDumaine]

When I was a kid my uncle had a family and a job and a dog and then one day he just got up and walked into the woods and shot himself. I never understood why. But now that I'm 34 I'm just impressed he made it to the woods

[Big Rob @bigrobbbbbbbb]

@billy_pjs I’m scared to go to the doctor because I think they’re just gonna tell me it’s too late and put me down

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

i don’t think i’m ever going to forgive stroud man we should be playing in the super bowl

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

CJ Stroud needs his ass kicked

[Hayden @ch0rizoCS]

She wants a knight in shining armor but im just a chud in polyester

[Godel Terminal @GodelTerminal]

🚨 LEAKED: Fed Chair Jerome Powell calls President Trump

[Girl Father @TIMBO_SL1CE]

140 million on 2 football coaches while having one of the lowest literacy rates in the country. It just means more.

[Will 🏡 @_suburbanwill]

got full after one plate…

[Joe Patrice @JosephPatrice]

Honestly amazing how every illegal immigrant is simultaneously a destitute ward of the state AND fully approved for 30 year mortgages and soaking up all the quarter million dollar housing stock.

[໊ @user0000O0]

successfully wasted 10 months of 2025

[veet @vveetto]

how it feels networking with someone who has the career you want

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Cam Skattebo truck sticking Cooper DeJean