somewhere out there, an alternate universe exists where that dialogue ended with goob giving waxwell a peck on the cheek and i will do anything to enter it
Me: Hey Veemail, call my friends.
Veemail: Ok, calling Goob.
Me: Ha, sorry, I meant my paw- wait,
no, cancel call, CANCEL. CALL.
Goob: Hi Waxwell!!! Do ya wanna come
over and make of crafts?
Me: No, I DON'T wanna... Actually that sounds nice, I'll be over in a bit.
ITS ON PURPOSE. ITS ON PURPOSE HIS OUTFIT PURPOSEFULLY FAILS AT BEING PUNK BECAUSE IT PARALLELS HIS CHARACTER. HE TRIES TO BE DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND EVIL AND HIS OUTFIT REFLECTS THAT. IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS ONE MORE TIME I WILL DIE
@ilydirk qwel's controversy pisses me off to no end because i just KNOW theres probably three hundred thousand idiots on tiktok who dont give two shits about ANY of qwel's victims using it as ammo to harass innocent dandy's world fans
LIKE GENUINELY THEY ARE TOUCHED BY THE HANDS OF GOD TO BE MAKING THESE ACCESSORIES JUST FOR THEM TO NOT SHOW UP IN LIKE 80% OF POPULAR GAMES WHATEVERRR
why did this fuckass thing get employee of the month?
i’ve been doing all the work in this pizza place, yet the manager decides that THIS employee, who just sits around and eats all the ingredients, is worthy of being the employee of the month? hate. this. place