𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡

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[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

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⠀⠀𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥
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⠀⠀𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘷𝘦.

⠀⠀𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘐'𝘥 𝘣𝘦
⠀⠀𝘪𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦'𝘴 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘥𝘰𝘸 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯.
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[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Small crowds are harder to please.

[𝖈'𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖑𝖆 𝐕. @novispluvia]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝖈'𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖑𝖆 𝐕.

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[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

In my villa here I do, but not in the Philippines. Not yet, anyway.

[𝙀𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿 @apatheticfxck]

Wait... you don't have air conditioning right now?

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Might miss the remote part, but an island still. Well... a couple thousand islands. If you're ever feelin' like a long vacation, I'll get air conditioning in my place just for you.

[𝙀𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿 @apatheticfxck]

Oh shit. Your whole country is an island, how could I forget?

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

We can take a long vacation to my place in the Philippines. Practically nobody around there.

[𝙀𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿 @apatheticfxck]

I think I wouldn't mind living on a remote island with Kerry and literally no one else.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Probably right. But we're both old, so it's okay, y'know.

[𝙀𝘿𝙒𝘼𝙍𝘿 @apatheticfxck]

I think we're both asleep more than we are awake.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Yeah, that sounds more likely.

Either that, or I was on Spice.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

...I don't remember that shit at all. What was I on that day?

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Now don't entice him to divorce me, he already knows most of the embarrassin' shit.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Got a feelin' you won't be getting along with my husband buuut, if you're homeless right now then sure, you can crash at mine.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Nothing like buryin' yourself in freshly washed blankets and snorting that scent like coke. Hmmmmmmmmmm that's good.

Sorry for gettin' so explicit. I'm real passionate about my naps.

[𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐕. — @G0DINTHEMACHINE]

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⠀⠀ 𝘊𝘠𝘉𝘌𝘙𝘗𝘜𝘕𝘒 2077
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⠀⠀ 𝘔𝘐𝘕𝘖𝘙𝘚 𝘋𝘕𝘐 𝘋𝘋;𝘋𝘕𝘌
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[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

"It does, doe'n't it? Not by me, though."

Kerry snorted, approaching Johnny. Of course not by him, he'd give up after half an hour.

"Not bad, can't complain. You gonna gimme the deets now or do you wanna keep me in suspense even longer?"

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Johnny being vague was nothing new, but at least he wasn't completely in the dark and at least had enough of a heads up to get up and get dressed.

And so he was, for once. And he'd already seen him arrive on the security feed, so the doors were unlocked for him.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

DRAKE????

That's a hate crime.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

// Every day on this app somebody pisses me off with some room temp IQ shit.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

I'm just sayin'...

[—; 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @clawsofatyger]

.. sure, whatever.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Look, when your husband's a vampire the fear of dyin' becomes significantly lower.

[—; 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @clawsofatyger]

You need to write a will for it? I envy you.

[𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐘 ♡ @ROCKERBXY_]

Yeah there is: Existential crisis.

[—; 𝙽𝚘𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢. @clawsofatyger]

Either way, there's no downside to writing a will.