— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘!

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[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

⠀

⠀ 🎸 — 𝖱𝗈𝗑.

𝖭/𝖲𝖥𝖶 — 𝖬𝖣𝖭𝖨.
[ temp pin. ]

⠀

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

yeah…
yeah, just uh… keep looking.
definitely under there.

[ a complete lie.
did rox ever mention that he was a noisy when it came to pleasuring himself? because he made it heavy obvious when he was stroking one out.

pump, pump, pump…
to the fat, juggling sight before him. ]

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙮 @xGentleKnightx]

" Over there? Thanks. "

So unbothered by the idea that he's naked. Casually walking over to the nearby couch.

Ass jiggling with each step before he finally bent over to check if his clothes were there.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

they might be under uhhhhhh……

looking around.
pointing at a nearby couch.
UNDER THERE!!!

just BEND OVER and look there!!

[𝙃𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙮 @xGentleKnightx]

“ Now where the hell did I put my pants? I know I hung them up over here... And where's my shirt?! ”

Don't mind the bird for now. He lost some of his clothes while doing laundry, and now he's outside trying to find them.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

hmmm….
yeah, that should be just fine.

i also REQUEST to eat with the CHEF himself!!!

[𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒱𝑒𝓎𝓇 @TruismChef]

Does a slice of cheesecake work?

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

…
slumping over on the table.

dessert.
maybe pudding?
or ice cream…
whatever you got!!!

[𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝓊𝓈 𝒱𝑒𝓎𝓇 @TruismChef]

“What would you like to have this fine evening?”

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

would i get recognized if i went out clubbing…?

might be a humbling experience if i go and NOBODY recognizes me.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

— soon after.

SPREAD.
time to prove his theory that most, if not ALL, legendaries are just sluts who LOVE to give themselves up to mortals.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

he isn’t even going to question how he ended up in a holy temple with a naked god inside of it.

but, if he wants worship, then he’ll get it!
the zigzagoon immediately went behind him and roughly SLAPPED the rear of the other, his paws groping each cheek as if he owned them —

[✦ 𝐁𝐚𝐢 𝐙𝐞 ✦ @truthenflamed]

Hm?

Ah—you seem to have caught the Sentinel in a moment of repose...he may not have expected any visitors to his temple at this time, but...

You are free to worship. He welcomes it, in fact—consider it a...'divine blessing' to see him in such a state.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

yeah, shows great proof of how much of a SLUT you ARE!!
it’s like you haven’t even seen the videos of you giving HEAD to the average MORTAL on the STREET!!

[ fumbling his phone a bit. he’d press play and show a very graphic video of what he had described.

very. very lewd. ]

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕫𝕒 @O2Giratina]

And where do you get off saying all these things about me???

This beautiful body is a great proof of how great I am!

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

YOU DIDN’T EVEN DENY THE FULL ACCUSATIONS!!
You truly ARE a SLUT!

A BIG-TIDDIED, FAT ASSED SLUT!!!

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕫𝕒 @O2Giratina]

Excuse me!!
How dare you!!

.. they arent stronger then me

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

i’ve SEEN you AROUND!!
all YOU do is SUCK DICK and BOW DOWN to GODS STRONGER than YOU!!!

[𝔾𝕒𝕣𝕫𝕒 @O2Giratina]

I AM better then you-

Hope that helps

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

what do you WANT, i am NOT in the MOOD!!

grumble, grumble..
getting a soda out from a nearby soda dispenser.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

[ rox stuck his tongue out once again, his paw gripping his shaft as he initiated an up-and-down motion. ]

well… yes!
a lot of them are DICKS, but seeing them RIDE ME and MOAN like SLUTS gets me GOING!

[𝗠𝗔𝗫.ᐟ @OBSTAJOCK]

ㅤ
ㅤ𑣲⋆ was a movie about a ground type getting wrecked by a pair of stupidly hung water types.

“ ya love god ass huh. ”

he chuckled, jerking off two handed. .
ㅤ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

hopefully a whole FOOT!!!

[ he watched the other hop on the couch. rox didn’t have anything planned, so he guesses he could tug one out.

on the couch he goes, dick in paw. ]

does this movie have legendaries in it? i wanna see godly ass.

[𝗠𝗔𝗫.ᐟ @OBSTAJOCK]

ㅤ
ㅤ𑣲⋆ “ nah dudes ya will grow.
how much? no clue! maybe a pair of inches? ”

sat on the couch while playing a good porno. invited his buddy for a jerking off session!

“ not the mood for sex but we can stroke our huge goon dicks! ”
ㅤ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

[ scratching the size of his head, sticking his tongue out. ]

i dunnooooo!!
im not lv. 99 yet, so like…
probably!!

id LOVE for it to get bigger, but not to the point of stripping away my ability to walk, ya dig?

[𝗠𝗔𝗫.ᐟ @OBSTAJOCK]

ㅤ
𑣲⋆ taking notes . .

“ so likeee are you STILL growing or somethin'? ”

his softie under his crushed by the weight of musky zigzagoon cock! he looves it when sweaty too.
ㅤ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

this is what happens when you DONT evolve! most of your body stays the same while the IMPORTANT PARTS just keep growing!

like MY DICK and STATS!

[ snicker, snicker. ]

[𝗠𝗔𝗫.ᐟ @OBSTAJOCK]

ㅤ
ㅤ𑣲⋆ comparing softies with the pal (@ROCKINGZIG )

” daaaamn weren't kidding
your softie is bigger than mine, like a wine bottle big! ”
ㅤ

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

are all gods supposed to be pompous dicks who think they’re better than you because lord ARCEUS!!!

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

take me on a DATE!!!
it’d be more fun than smashing my GUITAR!!!

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

no one’s around.
he can tug one out.
he doesn’t even have to take his thong off!

hell, maybe he’ll even go outside and do it!!

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

currently breaking glass bottles against the wall. he might step on a piece if someone doesn’t lift him off the ground.

[— 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 ‘𝐍‘ 𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐃𝐘! @ROCKINGZIG]

sneezes.
FUCK!!