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[Joshua Garrison @Bearded_Bigot]

I bring home a trapped coyote and let it loose in the kitchen.

Hackles up. Teeth bared. Pissing on the floor.

My wife says, "Get it out."

I tell her that is a very unwelcoming and unchristian way to speak about a future house pet.

The children back into the hallway.

I tell them it's a rescue.
I tell them fences are fear.
I tell them cages are barbaric.
I tell them the old rules were cruel.
I tell them it will domesticate in time.

Then I grab my lunchbox and leave them to live with my principles.

When I get home, there is blood on the floor, and the experts who sold me on compassion are already explaining why nobody could have seen this coming.

Anyway, that's Western migration policy.

[Papageorgio @gecffmn]

This is how most Americans actually live.
Guy gets out of his truck, politely explains the semis need room to get through the farm, and works it out with a thumbs-up. No attitude. No drama.
The loud, angry, chip-on-the-shoulder crowd yelling online and on TV? Tiny minority. Most folks are decent, practical, and just try to get along like neighbors.
This right here is the real America.🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸