OysterPerpetual

Hincha Del Club más grande de México!

C.A 1916
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[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Commentator: Ecuador players look sleepy

Mexicans who kept the Ecuador team awake with fireworks and loud music all night:

[Jimmy ☘︎ ݁ @johancruzexe]

@elitelife_kd the feds spending millions in taxpayer dollars to hunt down domains hosting 1080p copies of reality tv shows instead of fixing lit anything else is hilarious. corp greed has law enforcement on a absolute leash babe

[EL PATRÓN @eduard0ushito]

Y eso que USA tiene en la banca a su mejor jugador. El 10 del más grande, Alex Zendejas hecho en Coapa.

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@vicmmaj7 @MalditaSummer Si estás bien pendejo!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Scientists from the University of Manchester have reconstructed a 3D model of Cain and Abel, the first two sons of Adam and Eve.

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

No one had a crease like mine and that's on Baby Jesus and the 12 Disciples!

[MASTER STUDENT🤲🏾 @MUSICANDBUILDS]

SOUTHERN STYLES THAT WERE UNIQUE
TO THE SOUTH

1.) STRETCHED JEANS/CREASED JEANS

many southern dope boys in the 90s
And even early 2000s were starched jeans
And this was a flex

Taking your jeans to the cleaners
Getting that deep starch in them

[👻𖤐El Zombie II𖤐🧟‍♂️ @DimeFred2]

Para todos los que fuimos morros en 1996, la presentación del Tune Squad en “Space Jam” fue un momento canon en nuestra vida.

¿Y por qué lo digo? Porque en éste 2026 la película cumple 30 años.

No mames... Ya estamos rucos, Amigos. 😂👴🏻

[Mikey Rocks @SirMichaelRocks]

Honestly there has to be Magic, and supernatural shit at play, cuz there is nooooo way 99% of us able bodied humans really let 1% of all humans rule us like complete bitches and destroy everything we love with no consequences.

Scientifically makes no sense.

[Choppy @SocySage]

@Don_Susano ¿Saben que es lo peor?

Que todos esos poderosos del medio aquí en México hacen lo mismo que en la isla de Epstein pero aquí no necesitan una isla privada, lo hacen en sus propios edificios que están en el centro de la ciudad y quien no haga lo mismo que ellos los silencian

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@saleelsoltv She's probably in on it!

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@ElFonografo She's probably in on it as well

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@ClubAmerica Gracias Búfalo!!!

[yoitsshaan @yoitsshaan]

Notice how in this fantasy:
CEOs disappear.
Landlords disappear.
Insurance companies disappear.
Wall Street disappears.

And magically one group is responsible for everything?

This is what happens when you blame immigrants for problems caused by corporate greed, landlord cartels, price-gouging, and 40 years of wage theft.

Rent didn’t explode because of immigrants, private equity turned housing into a casino. Groceries didn’t spike, companies openly admitted to price-gouging. Hospitals didn’t collapse, they were hollowed out for profit. Wages didn’t stagnate, productivity doubled and pay didn’t, on purpose.

If deportations fixed capitalism, America would’ve been fixed already. Instead, billionaires have gotten richer and you and the rest of us continue to get played. Punch up, not down.

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@OffbrandCanelo @CDOlimpia No es ahuevo publicar bastardeces mi perro!

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@Calacazape @POVMexico Would you like to share some evidence?

[105.3 The FAN @1053thefan]

.@1053SS on Jerry Jones never hiring a GM:

"He wants to stand on the podium with Roger Goodell - When they pop up the chyron - "Jerry Jones" - it has to say owner/GM (next to his name). It can't just say owner. ... Jerry has the need for the credit, and it's a curse."

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@NFL Casi le arranca la verga 😂😂😂

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@1053SS Ehh it was over the minute it started

[Shan Shariff @1053SS]

As I just said @1053thefan, today is a powerful message and reminder what a fanbase can do. Make NO MISTAKE, #Mavs fans in the arena and on social media got this done.

Cowboys fans have only dreamed of making this type of impact and change over the past 30 years, to no avail.

[OysterPerpetual @ROLEXX48]

@c_victal @Lily740267091 Primero coma a sus horas perro!