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My balls, I wanna put them on your chin. #weirdlife

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I found my favorite bitmoji ever

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Conservatives are literal demons.

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Almost had the front of my car smashed this morning because some truck driver thought he didn’t need to signal a right turn from the center lane.

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How is it that Ghost Rider is somehow the best comic book movie and so bad at the same time?

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@JamieKnock @DMPolice Not yet! My SO lives there

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So lovely that the @DMPolice is so inclusive to have handicapable folk join their ranks!

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@DMPolice

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@KickballKobe At least 3

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Just Evangelion that shit and it would have looked so much better.

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Wtf is this jimmy Neutron Animation in season 4 of Legend of Korra?

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@SamBraundmeier

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@BillyPrat Literally was thinking about him today. MFer. I’m the one who jumped that chopper!

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In a World without fun sex, one man has the courage to stand up to the Church; next summer check out, Martin Luber!

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Thought it was raining then I remembered I bought a fan today

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@HP andyes I triedto follow ur outdated https://t.co/35HffQXIpP the only way Ill get your hardware to work again is if I do a fresh install of wndws

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@HP I tried to follow your instructions after a kernel was inexplicably deleted and literally nothing has worked. I just want to use the pc.

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Yeah it'll probably hurt more in the morning.

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https://t.co/BrgZGDroZz
this song exists and you should be happy

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It's 2:30 AM and I'm losing my shit watching the Andy Griffth Show.

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I did it no help from you guys kappa

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Send your prayers and help me defeat one of the most notorious bosses https://t.co/RjvVnAnfZE