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[͏b͏l͏a͏n͏c @dqveed]

Two dudes that look like the product of incest

[Peris @Wambuib4sky]

Their children Our children

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Fixed it for you

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

His Children. Our children

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇵🇾🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

But kijana wetu wa skates alikua anaenda Cairo na boda. We watch.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

My next guests need no introduction

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

Applauding a fish for swimming is very nasty business.

[иɪᴋа𓆉🍋 @pistvch]

Piqué il a bien fait de te tromper

[Brooda John @Nigeriangod_]

Pedophile

[Morgan Ariel @itsmorganariel]

She’s in the Epstein files.

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

Muhoozi was little from the sperm stage,

A tiny accident of history,

Carried by a father’s name,

Raised by a palace,

Fed by uniforms,

Protected by fear,

And mistaken for a leader.

Museveni fought his way into power,

Wrong or right, he earned his place in Uganda’s story,

But Muhoozi only arrived as the lucky sperm,

Then grew into a loud shadow,

A small man wearing a big surname,

A child of power confusing inheritance for destiny.

He attacks the press,

Because free people scare little men,

He threatens newspapers,

Because history cannot be detained,

And when Uganda finally turns the page,

He will learn that a borrowed throne,

Cannot make a small man tall.

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

From this day, I have subscribed to the Standard to be delivered daily to my office. We must support fearless reporting from our media houses. @StandardKenya @FredKagonye

[Wanjira Wanjiru🇰🇪🇵🇸 @wanjirunjira]

WHY?? @WilliamsRuto @DCI_Kenya @NPSOfficial_KE his only crime is loving this nation and upholding the constitution of Kenya.
#RutoMustGo

[𝒟𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓃𝓮 @lustfordaydream]

mariah carey’s boobs being zoomed in at the AMA 2000

[GBC @GBC_Press]

🚨 BREAKING:

​Wrestling legend The Undertaker, 🇮🇱, stated that Israel is an "abhorrent state founded on blood and lies."

​"No justice and no peace for child killers."

[Praise @tufpraise]

He wasn't even a great podcaster.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Our world is controlled by people exactly like this btw

[VOCAL Africa @VOCALAfrica_]

Comrade Lichuma has been found.!!!!

He is currently at the Nairobi Women’s Hospital receiving care, though he is in a really bad condition and he looks visibly shaken.

[Thuranira @Thuranira_1]

There is no law in Kenya that forces anyone to hang President's Portrait in their offices or shop or anywhere. Remove that portrait.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

The emperor has no clothes