"The hooks are attached to the central mass... we do not know how many remain buried."
Beneath the seafloor of the Mexico Basin lies RPC-651, a massive, sapient organism that uses the ocean floor as its hunting ground. Deploying hundreds of enamel-tipped "hooks," it drags massive sea vessels into the abyss, only to resurface them later as bait. Worse yet: it speaks, mimicking the voices of its victims in English and Spanish to lure in more prey.
RPC-804 is a sentient parasitic shampoo that grows from your head after use. Full no-commentary narration of this disturbing RPC Authority anomaly.
A green bottle of shampoo that makes you see your own brand... then turns you into a living farm for more bottles. Mild burning, hair hardening, vegetative state, and massive brain damage. ⬇️
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Various doodles, links to related articles will be below.
(Exceptions are RD-ANTC-01, she's an OC I made up based on lore about regional directors, and Dr. ███████ who is an inside joke.)