…Ryan Carney…

Father, Husband, Realtor, Velcren, Middle-Aged (some get half as many), poet, know it, tic-tac-toe legend, co-creator of Hannah, Ben, and Rachel 🍻

[Josh Graham @JoshGrahamShow]

CANES LEAD IN THE EASTERN CONFERENCE FINALS

PLAY THE DAMN SONG

#SoundTheSiren

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Attaboy @CameronKeshock that’s how you take a line shot up the middle! We’re gonna need a picture of that bruise tomorrow! 😂 took that shot like a champ. #gsohoppers

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

I have moved Lonesome Dove to the top of my favorite books list. Hat tip to @cwarzel and @velcren for the recommendation. I’m adding “we don’t rent pigs” to the bottom of my signs. 🍻

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Some fresh swag arrived today. Tuesday may have no feel, but Wednesday definitely does. And killer packing tape too! #LGLG @chasingscratch0

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

ChatGPT with the breakdown of what just happened in the #NLCS wild double play…
#Brewers #Dodgers

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Bravo to Charlie Hunnam for his incredible performance as Ed Gein. Sweet, simple, terrifying, sympathetic, raw. Truly a brilliant performance. 👏 👏 👏

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Wishing peace for everyone. There's too much hate in the world. And all it takes for hate to win is for good people to sit idly by and say/do nothing. Be a light to your community.

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

The beavers have been, and are, active at @GuilfordCollege Amazing work these animals put in.

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Beautiful evening at @Carowinds

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Hey @Jeep, reach out if you are looking for a kid who isn’t old enough to actually drive a Jeep for any of your upcoming ad campaigns.

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Hey @netflix, you should livestream @thejimmyawards each year. These performers are remarkable, and the production is fantastic. @Ted_Netflix_CEO #thejimmyawards

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Coastal Carolina getting absolutely hosed by the Ump! Tossing the coach in the 1st inning is ego, period. Nobody’s here to watch the ump. Understand the situation and take a breath man. Dang. #cws2025

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Got the mail today & my daughter had ordered the Mach G Operation: Blackouts from @goodr AND used the @chasingscratch0 promo code! #parentingWins #LGLG #Natures2ndCarrot

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

@johnmaginnes is a national treasure.
Jordan Speith setting up to putt and John says, “I swear to God he’s talking to a leaf.” 🤣
#oncourseGOAT @PGATOUR

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

@chasingscratch0 @Titleist @VokeyWedges What’s your favorite feature (tech or hardware) you’ve seen on a golf cart? And conversely, what’s a cart feature you think is worthless or just plain stupid?

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Weaver Theatre Dept opened their Spring Musical, “The Prom ,” last night & it was fantastic. Included a nice video note from Ariana DeBose to the kids wishing them well on the show. Come check it out if you’re around!

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Thank you @Ford for sending out these @Tesla Supercharger adapters out to your EV customers.

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Cmon @joerogan, W. Bryan Hubbard is actually a Zack Galifinakis character, right?

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Probably nobody but @michaelafulton will like this 😂
@SportClips app, says 15 min wait. I join the line. Leave my house. Get to the parking lot and the wait time on the app says “you’re up in 6 mins.” Walk in the door and my wait time is 28 minutes.
Bamboozeled! ✂️ bad UX

[…Ryan Carney… @RPCarney]

Going full Col. Sanders on election night is a bold choice. @kfc #ElectionDay