Emery's Army

Dongers and Dick Slappers. General Emery's perennial disappointment since 2007.

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Hey @espn it’s time to drop the cornhole tourneys and show the world what they want: Wiffle Ball.

Hint: start here @HometownCup

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Signing off the EA Account indefinitely. Stay weird dudes.

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@Matador7Smith @WarsawWhitecats @NCNewts @Coffeetime_18 We got the answer... if you don’t enforce the rules against an opponent, don’t expect that to help you if/when rules are enforced against you.

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Punctuality continues to be our biggest enemy: jerseys just got delivered today 🤣

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Congrats @maplecitymagic - cranked it today. Y’all earned it.

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@OTMechanics @WooCrewWiffle Nobody’s better than Father Time. Nobody.

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

The game prior to ours ran 20 minutes past the hour. We finished against @WooCrewWiffle 30 min after the hour. Show up to final game and slappin pitches walked off claiming we forfeited. And we just received an L. Lol. Wow.

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@LynnStLeps @ProblemsMookie @WLOfficial @HLHeat @OTMechanics @MWiffle @CountyLineKing2 @NCNewts @BH_Wildcards @GLGodfathers @TBBGwiffle @SD_Sluggers @CultWest @GrannysQuilt

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@WarsawWhitecats @HometownCup

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Lineup for the cup this weekend:
P - same guy who always pitches
C - same guy who never goes oppo
OF - same guy who can’t hit HRs
OF - same guy who only hits HRs
OF - the not-so-new new guy

In case you’re wondering, that’s our masked lineup 😷

#SeekingMigley #DoneRight

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Can we all commit to bringing extra masks to @HometownCup? Have to be ready for people who “forgot” to bring theirs.

[The Championship @HometownCup]

It’s going to be important for you to read through the Health and Safety Protocols for The Championship this weekend.

It’s going to be vital for you to follow them. #PlayItSafe #SeekingMigley

Read more: https://t.co/vkpJapqkXd

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@Will1Austin 2nd best? Nah, 3rd. I got @WooCrewWiffle as the 2nd best behind the South Siders

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@realsonofapitch Almost half a rainbow... impressive!

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@BLTBterry @MathieuSmith94 @W_G_III Hey that’s how you run em out Mooks!!

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@W_G_III @MathieuSmith94 That’ll likely be you Walt, meanwhile Mooks will more along the lines of:

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

Shocker, another year we randomly end up playing all our games where we have least amount of visibility to the public eye. Message heard loud and clear Commish.

[The Championship @HometownCup]

Pool play schedule and division assignments for the 2020 Championship. More information will be sent to captains later tonight regarding game day procedures. #SeekingMigley

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@CultWest @HometownCup

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Hey @HometownCup, it’s Monday.

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@WMLWiffleball @National_WIFFLE Formally*

[Emery's Army @RPEArmy]

@WMLWiffleball @National_WIFFLE Any idea which Rules of Evidence will be in play? I envision lots of attempts to introduce out-of-court statements made by declarant(s) to prove the truth of the matter asserted.

Formerly known as: hearsay.