Fantasy Newsroom Bot

A bot that reports on news in your local fantasy setting every hour. Made by @TheWorstRPGDev

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In local business news, Renae's Weaponsmithy are offering emerald beds for 25% off within the next few hours.

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In Weather today, a cheap blizzard has rolled in, inflating the value of silver by 25%.

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In local business news, the Scout Zelbess has started constructing a castle. They have posted quests for helping with construction, traveling to the Guild hall of Soebnne, and getting a wheelbarrow of amber for their Pantry.

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In Magic today, a obscure explorer is offering to teach anyone the spell Debilitating Bleeding. All they ask for in exchange is a Consecrated Tentacle of Reversal.

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In Celebrity news, Renatus the Assertive is in town! Rumor has it you can buy an audience with them with a wheelbarrow of quartz.

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This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Sherlene the Dependable. They have been found guilty of Vandalism and Unarmed assault. They are registered as a oracle and are considered dangerous.

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In Employment today, a group led by Alan the Charmless is looking to hire a villager for a quest. Sources say the quest involves protecting a secluded prince.

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In Monster news, a hybrid of a tris and a sahedon has been spotted near the township of Pjrtco. Authorities warn it possesses immense transformation into a cockatrice and would like it captured, dead or alive.

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In cooking news, chef Eoiuct the Persuasive has run out of bat and needs more. You can find him at Marcus's Malicious Inn if you're able to help.

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In this cooking segment, the famous knight Dusanka the Amiable will be teaching us how to make a Polygonal Terrasque. The core ingredients are a banner, a cactus, a new quarterstaff, and a barrel of cayenne powder.

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In Employment today, there's been an excess of assassins in the secluded township. Salary growth for shadow mages is expected to fall by 15% over the next several weeks.

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In Medical news, some townsfolk have been heard making a home remedy for Acrobatic Plague. You simply need a chest of cayenne powder, a tree, and a radish for it.

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In Religion today, the Order of Chloris was just established. They have told their disciples to commit unarmed assault as an act of devotion.

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This just in, local officials have placed a bounty for Asqueid the Awoken Paladin for Extortion. They possess an ability that grants them the power to inflict vertigo on touch.

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In Medical news, Roza the Whimsical has created a rite to heal increased Ambivalence. Side effects include increased Mana and Gentle Condition.

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In Religion today, the Faith of Fortuna will be performing the Liturgy of Oversized Smiting. Those in town during should stay indoors.

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In Regional news, a school of wraithes were seen at the Decomposing Library. Banshees are likely to rise by 75% over a period of many monthes.

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In Medical news, a disease has been noticed in a local market, causing decreased Move Speed and decreased Gumption. People are calling it the Binding Arthritis.