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You just did through omission. It's okay. The first step to earning a spot on our watch list.

[Sarcasmic (Sarc) RP/Parody - Endlessly Lurking... @Vamp_SexyPants]

@RPTabloidNews I never 'said' I was on the naughty list...dammit.

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||PR STATEMENT||

We're not complaining. It keeps us employed.

[Sarcasmic (Sarc) RP/Parody - Endlessly Lurking... @Vamp_SexyPants]

*coughs*

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#FF shoutouts coming soon. Got a specific one in mind that you want to see? Shoot us a DM! We're more than happy to do it for you.

Now...where's the damn coffee?

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There's also chocolate, coffee, and/or liquor. Our vote is always for whatever is quicker.

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We have been silently observing the TL today and some of you are DEFINITELY on the naughty list...

[Lenyx @LenyxJenkinsRP]

ICYMI: My alter posted some words last night. A little solo. Enjoy.

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We see you. Each. Of. You.

[Jade P. @JadeP_RP]

Ok my people and you know who I mean will laugh at this as much as I did

[Louise Baker @LilMissSmilesRP]

Positivity is not a mood but state of mind.

🌸New character, not new to RP
🌸Descriptive
🌸Here for banter, make friends and find a writing partner. DM to plot.
🌸Will only ship if strong chemistry
🌸I hope to bring happy and positive vibes to TL

Please share x

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||THIS JUST IN||

@TheHeroDeanW lost one of his little heathens. To turn blame from him, he's grounding them...all of them. @GeekgirlJillRP thinks that's adorable.

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Good morning, trouble makers. As much as we would like to be here today reporting on the chaos, unfortunately one of the office monkeys gave one of our editors the stomach bug and our other editor has RL obligations to tend to. Our DMs are still open for you to drop a line.

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Our collective vote is to eat the ice WHILE riding the exercise bike. Now THAT is an exercise plan we can get on board with.

[Jade P. @JadeP_RP]

// so I rode my exercise bike for 40 minutes then ate the ice cream. Is that balance?

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||SATURDAY ROUND UP||

Petting zoos, bitches beware, one Dean Winchester’s insatiable appetite and another who managed to misplace one of their many heathens- *coughs* -we mean kids. Oh, and @ofpatrioticways butt.

Yep…another typical Saturday.

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||THIS JUST IN||

Steve Rogers wants to go to the zoo. Our sources say he’s eying the petting zoo with a great deal of trepidation. We get it, Steve. But just remember, you’re taller than the baby animals.

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This. 100%. With the occasional spank on the derrière by the office monkeys. Disclaimer included.

[Brett (On BlueSky) @Brett_Ford_RP]

This TL is all about positivity and no Drama ✌🏼

#StaySafe #BeKind

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Bitches beware!

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Good mooooooooorrrrrrrnnnnnnniiiiiiiinnnnnggg!

We will be in and out today, but our DMs are always open. Got a juicy story you want us to report? An announcement to make (engagement, wedding, birth of your umpteenth alien baby)? Drop us a DM. You know the drill.

#AlwaysWatching

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@Vamp_SexyPants You know, now that you mention it…we’re not so sure either. One day, someone gave us a supply of these flaccid bananas, the office monkeys went apeshit, and now the supply keeps coming in, dunno from where. Running theory is banking on conspiracy. It’s an ongoing investigation.

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@Vamp_SexyPants Hmmm…must be the flaccid bananas.

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||QUESTION OF THE EVENING||

Who remembers the 2020 Pretendies? *wink wink*