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@NBA_NewYork Maybe stop lying on the floor then.

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@NBAOfficial @NBAPR Can Zach Zarba give an example of when it would be necessary and inexcessive to grab an opposing player around the legs?

[Ryan K Harrison, MD @rkh_md]

Folks. I’m tired of washing my hands before surgery so I’m not going to do it any longer. If you get an infection, it’s not my problem.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

"Let's meet for coffee"- New Zealanders right now, rubbing our noses in it.

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A show about liberated sexbots should be a lot more fun than Westworld.

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I jog so slow I tripped over a pigeon.

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I imagine this is like a pan flute version of 'Suspiria"...
https://t.co/6mSKp4ckjR

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is not Ted Danson’s birthday.

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Off to a good start, Tudd!

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I finally worked out where I know Todd Muller from...

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@IanKarmel Knife Wife

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@MavenofHonor I saw Rosamund Pike on the tube. She was chatting with a friend. I was wearing a t-shirt of the Devil's Tower from Close Encounters. She looked at it quizzically for a moment, then looked away.

[Chris Redd @Reddsaidit]

Whenever people start going back outside, I’ll be waiting two weeks from that point and then going. Ya know......because of common sense.

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@KnivesOut That's Not Knives Out, This is Knives Out

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@KnivesOut The End is Knives

[R.L. Stine @RL_Stine]

This is a real plant, folks. It’s called a Devil’s Fingers fungus. Sweet dreams!

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STOP RAPPING OVER MY GUITAR SOLO, DEREK

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@BDisgusting "No worries. Nice work! Pretty crazy you needed a chainsaw... Glad I didn't try it myself. And thanks for spotting the stuff with the skylights... I'll look into that."

[Adventurer's Cap @AdventurersCap]

Happy Friday!