Ryan Parker

Head Varsity Boys Basketball Coach at Rantoul Township. Sports junkie. Go Cubs, Illini, Hawks, Bears, Bulls. Dad to the best little fellas #Kolvin #Kooper

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

@coach_McCulloh @Cubs I take all the credit for that W. Someone clearly told them about it in the dugout!😂😂

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

Someone needs fired, this team is dead. Has anyone ever told Dansby to stay on a pitch and drive it to RF? Has anyone ever told this team to quit swinging for the fence on every damn pitch?! Awful!! @Cubs

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

Alex Bregman sucks, only good when he knew what pitch was coming.

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

😂😂 Cheating at its finest!

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Spencer Pratt got 0 out of 24,000 votes in a late night LA ballot drop.

0/24,000

A guy getting around 30% support got 0 out of 24,000.

Astronomically small probability of happening.

Impossible.

California no longer even hides it.

Doors need to be kicked in.

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

A team that won 20/23 then falling completely off the face of the earth, is truly amazing!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

I’m sick of the front office saying the numbers will come back to the back of the baseball card. Start getting guys who outperform the numbers!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

This team is pathetic at the plate. Atrocious with RISP!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

Really glad we called up Alcantara so he could sit the bench and watch the offense be putrid!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

Horrendous.

[Jesse Rogers @JesseRogersESPN]

Since you insisted. Through 5 innings today. With runners in scoring position this season:
Seiya Suzuki: .130 (6 for 46)
Ian Happ: .143 (8 for 56)
Dansby Swanson: .174 (8 for 46)

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

God awful baseball being played on the north side! Shake it up!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

Phil Maton, absolute trash!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

I’d love to know how these people were raised! Absolute lunatics

[MatrixMysteries @MatrixMysteries]

“He was going 100 miles per hour drunk and high and drove straight into a state trooper.”

Trooper Christopher Gadd was killed instantly in his patrol car. The driver had a criminal record and was in the country illegally.

A Seattle attorney says, “It is NOT a crime.”

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

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[Greg Berge @GregBerge]

See a parent sitting quietly at a game?

Often, that’s the one who gets it.

No complaining.
No criticizing coaches.
No yelling at refs.
No drama.

Just watching their kid compete.
Youth sports need more parents like those.

Be part of the solution.

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

That might’ve been the worst AB I’ve seen in a LONG time! What are you doing Carson!?

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

This hockey game is insane!

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

MO BALLER!!!💣💣💣💣

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

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[RTHS HOOPS @RthsHoops]

Rantoul Boys Basketball is looking to hire another coach to our staff! Contact coach Parker at 217-841-6052 if interested. @HardwoodPrepsIL @NestoHoops @scottybscout

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

@CollegeHoopsTIk Haha!! This tweet is par for the course with this account. Just spitballing nonsense.

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

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[Danny Kanell @dannykanell]

The coaches and parents who allow this to go on are the problem. Instead of teaching kids how to play the game the right way and show respect for the opponent they’re worried about getting viral attention. Embarrassing.

[Ryan Parker @RPark86]

Absolutely PATHETIC baseball being played by the @Cubs