Ryan Parpagene

Dont wish for life to be easier, wish to be better

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

“You said you’d be here hours ago”

First of all, I haven’t even left my bed

[✨SUBTRONICS✨ @Subtronics]

WIDHCBEISHXHDJWIDUXBSWIDUDHSHWIDUDBEIEIWHSVSXUHRHE WE ARE MARRIED I LITERALLY HAVE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AMAZING WOMAN IN ENTIRE WORLD AND WE GET TO BE BEST FRIENDS AND PARTNERS UNTIL THE END OF TIME 😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

@bredzofficial @soul_lives4ever That’s the thing about the mirage. People just go as a “night out” and not for the actual artists. Pro tip: always try getting there early enough to get a top spot. The floor is NOT it. Ever

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

@PepeVargass

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

@PepeVargass man this @FKMusicFest lineup is so fire. Glad it got released this week like you said it would

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

@KAIVONOFFICIAL @EDC_LasVegas @insomniacevents @4the_luvofEDM could you imagine 🤩🤩 this would be the best thing to ever happen

[KAIVON 💜 @KAIVONOFFICIAL]

GIVING AWAY 2 GA EDC TICKETS 💜

To enter:

- RT and like this post

- tag a friend

- follow @KAIVONOFFICIAL

This is my first EDC and I hope I get to experience it with you 😊

[Subsidia Records @SubsidiaRecords]

Welcome to Subsidia.

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

@A_Koscil @BenJaminKunkel2 @Excision BET FULL SEND ONLY @hijinxfest

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Word.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I'm calling the cops.

[bahsawmik vinnigga @BambiThePhoenix]

this really made me laugh. I love y’all

[Ryan Parpagene @RParpagene7]

@Bosnian11 we living forever https://t.co/8FJ3bci5sX

[Jaᴄk @jcklmaohaha]

My job search is going well y’all. My favorite parts of my search include:

1. never hearing back from anyone

2. finding entry level positions that require 5 years of experience

3. filling in my education and employment history after already attaching my fully detailed resume