Rachel Pillard

In my dreams began to creep that old familiar tweet, tweet, tweet. ...
But I couldn't scream and I couldn't shout, the song was coming from my mouth.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@_MichaelNichols I know "saucy nugs guy" from high school... I'm not really surprised by his actions. Which is to say, he's a total goofball and definitely not a white nationalist.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

The fact that I follow @Woodstock on Twitter is probably my biggest accomplishment.

[Woodstock @Woodstock]

"" ' '' '' ' '''''''! #Summertime ☀️

[UNICEF Lebanon @UNICEFLebanon]

“According to latest reports, death toll could be as high as 100 with 4K wounded & over 300K people displaced. @UNICEF is concerned that children are among the casualties & we r aware that those who survived r traumatized." — @yukiemokuo: https://t.co/L9xljYfXis
#Lebanon

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@__rachelj__ How do you feel about this?
https://t.co/ofNmrMWWGT

[TikTok @TrevorDeJuan @DeJuan__]

Ok Twitter, I’m a mailman & for the past week I’ve been playing tic tac toe in the mailbox with a customers kid. I was surprised from day one bc I wasn’t expecting it. I look forward to getting to this box everyday just so we can keep up the game🤣🖤 I smile daily bc of this.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@elamin88 @__rachelj__ @travisshafer is this you??

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@travisshafer @clwills 😁😁

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

Quarantine has reached an all-time high. I would highly recommend pooping in a bathroom lit only by rope lights for your weekend entertainment. #unlimitedhastagpossibilities

[Britton Buchanan @BrittonBuchanan]

I hope in between the hotdogs, hamburgers and other festivities, you’ll give this a read. Thank you.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@sweetpeachluna @LinkNeal I got booty-knotted #rhettrolled

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

wtf is with this quote they used for the Sully DVD???

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@__rachelj__ Two words. Lady. Gaga.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

I would like to petition @Mythical to create a Serpent King documentary. #youcandoit #serpentking #mockumentary

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

2020: when posting pictures of your dog on Instagram is a public service. #differencemakers #itsthelittlethings

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@TTPasquali @rhettmc Remind us what those book recs were?

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

Processing this #earbiscuits series has been hard for me too. All I can do rn is retweet someone who had more success articulating their feelings.

[Beth Ann Smith @bethannmsmith]

Still not totally sure how to feel about #earbiscuits rn. I hate the idea of labels in religion, but as someone who technically falls into the "evangelical Christian" category, this series is difficult in some ways for me bc of how deeply personal Jesus is to me.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@rhettmc @linklamont I've always appreciated your willingness to be vulnerable on #earbiscuits, it's so important and refreshing. But I'd rather not hear about all your materialistic exploits. Talking about it isn't relatable or uplifting for you or your listeners.

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

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[WINK News @winknews]

How proud are you to be an American?

[Rachel Pillard @RPillard]

@rhettandlink @rhettmc @linklamont Why did Google decide Link is an actor but Rhett is a musical artist? Can we talk about that?