The Cluck of Berengia

[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

I am basically abandoning this account so if you you unfollow no pressure.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

A fun part of having a black cat is occasionally accidentally talking to a crumpled up black T-shirt on the floor

[Vinicios Betiol @vinicios_betiol]

Esta imagem terá mais curtidas do que a publicação deste criminoso de guerra.

[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

@1918friends @tifft

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

All this man does is kill and destroy.

[On Cinema at the Cinema @OCATCOfficial]

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Episode 1 is a 20-minute intimate spotlight on this new candidate and his new ideas for the state of Arizona.

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[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

@PokeMarr We used to have parrots, until they were driven extinct by the Appalachian logging expansion.

[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

@scxrletwanda They're expressive

[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

@FrankConniff The unknown comic wears plastic bags now

[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

@KillerMike That's so funny you mention that. I work in a gym. Everyone is so friendly.. except the yoga ladies. Always standoffish or rude.

[PepperCoyote🇺🇸☭ @peppercoyote]

When I was in China, a Chinese friend of mine looked me straight in the face and asked:

“I hear in America that if you don’t have food to eat, they will just let you starve and die. That can’t be true, right?”

[Angry Possum ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @AngryPossum69]

I just watched a crow add sticks to a fire to get it going again. Crows can count, turn on water faucets, utilize water displacement, make tools from sticks and garbage.

I think we should take the dignity and rights of animals a fuck of a lot more seriously as a society.

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

if I ever catch Sam Altman in the wild I’m slamming his head with an oversized sledgehammer so he gotta walk around like a flat pancake with feet like it’s Tom and Jerry

[nickel @funnelheader]

white people be like: float on by modest mouse saved my life

[The Cluck of Berengia @RPulner]

@bobo_circus He thinks he's talking to Karla

[Mick West @MickWest]

An example of parallax. The yellow sphere is not moving, it's just hovering about 5,000 feet up. The camera filming it is moving in a straight line. So it looks like the sphere is moving in a straight line.

[frogein @frogein]

huge fan of whatever the fuck is goin on here

[Dating Dynamics @Dating_Dynamics]

A man married for 15 years says he has to fantasize about other women before he can remain sexually aroused and perform for his wife during sex.

He adds: "I no longer find my wife attractive."

He asked a sex therapist what to do about it.

Here's how the therapist replied...

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

His brand of politics is going to be the one that saves this country. He’s raising the bar and showing just how pathetic and ineffectual most politicians in this country actually are. Voters are starting to see that they deserve better. Amazing.