Richard Punningham

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Thanks to everyone who put their kids in swimming nappies at the pool. It's word alive, not turd alive. #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

I'm fed up of people leaving crushed lemonade cans all over pontyns! Its soda pressing. #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

This year we won't be handing out bronze medals for our sporting events. It's Word Alive. Not Third Alive. #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Can we all just agree to stand up in the main marquee at exactly the same time? Its really annoying me! #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Tests of my new idea for a blindfolded disco have hit a snag. Can first aiders please come to the hub? #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Please put down your Nintendo Switch and come to the morning bible reading. It's called Word Alive, not Nerd Alive. #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Get some amore-pizza outside the @WordAliveEvent hub. Roughly translates as "one-more pizza". Welsh: such a poetic language.

[UCCE @real_UCCE]

TONIGHT! Julian "hardman" Hardyman vs Steve "Crusher" Casey. Mission Mania!! You've got the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge!!! !!

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

I've heard people talking about an event at #WAEvent2017 but can't find it in the programme. When is the Circumcision Party? Anyone know?

[UCCE @real_UCCE]

In today's first match, Ray Ortland delivered a three hit KO on Works Based Righteousness. Catch the replay in the main Marquee now.

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Todays Typo: Dai's impressive sea-mammal impersonations are not to be missed. His rendition of Men of Harlech sung by an Orca is incredible.

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Put down the Citrus Preserves and come to the Morning Bible reading. It's called Word Alive, not Lemon Curd Alive. #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

I know I'm a minor #WAEvent2017 celebrity, but Pontins didn't need to leave me a free dinner.

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Excited to announce @real_UCCE first fight at #WAEvent2017 #cagefight #grizzled #angriestman https://t.co/ExWusWLVsC

[UCCE @real_UCCE]

Tonight's Saturday Slam, Dave "Righteous Wrath" Gobbet VS Graham "The Grizzled" Daniels. Dont miss the brutal opening fight of #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

I'm using #WAEvent2017 to announce that the UCCF is changing its name to UCCE : Ultimate Christian Cagefighting Entertainment. @real_UCCE

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

If you're travelling to @WordAliveEvent today, tweet if you #SpotAChristian #WAEvent2017

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Hello all. Doesn't time fly? Really pumped for @WordAliveEvent 2017. We have some really thrilling stuff to roll out.

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Farewell #WAEvent2016 Its Beynon amazing week, and I've loved punning alongside you all. Hugh've all been great. Richard Punningham out.

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Whoever took my bible last night, please bring it back to the #WAEvent2016 grand marquee this morning. I won't be angry. You have my Word.

[Richard Punningham @RPunningham]

Morning all. How does Moses make his peoples favourite hot drink?
He brews tea.
#WAEvent2016 #FunnyPuns