So, the worst Foreign Secretary in British history is to face off against the worst Health Secretary in British history, having vanquished the worst Education Secretary in British history in the battle to succeed the two worst Prime Ministers in British history.
I don't approve of the way the alien ripped the crew of the Nostromo to shreds but the heartrending squeals as it was ejected from the airlock were genuinely moving
Meeting at Chequers today:
Theresa May
Boris Johnson
Dominic Raab
Jacob Rees-Mogg
David Davis
Iain Duncan Smith
Damian Green
None of them would make it to the end of a Willy Wonka factory tour.