RockaRolla69

Zachary (he/him) is the name. Eagles, Flyers, Phillies and 76ers. Huge mark for cinema, video games, wrestling, books, comics, anime/manga and JoJo

[Lotus Juice @lotusjuice]

I can’t wait to play P4R

[Soraya Sebghati @SorayaSpaghetti]

Imagining Don Draper pitching this

[Shonryu🩷🩵💛Minus on Hit @YiffyShonryu]

“Why isn’t GTA 6 selling as predicted?”

[O.J. Spivey @OJPhilly]

ICYMI…Brown's slick and dicey exodus https://t.co/yKidizzRx7

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

@ChelsieRunns_ That’s amazing

[bailey @baileylikemovie]

When she wanna make out but it’s the car chase scene in One Battle After Another

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

Dude is the greatest at sucking himself off

[Adi Shankar @adishankarbrand]

The success of “Devil May Cry” Season 1 and Season 2 has clarified something that most people suspected, some people feared, and a few trolls are still emotionally negotiating with: Adi Shankar is a generational talent.

I am a generational talent in the measurable sense. In the “Adi Shankar can take a globally beloved video game franchise, metabolize twenty-plus years of iconography, preserve its soul, re-arrange its body, expand its audience, trigger its purists, convert its skeptics, and still make the algorithm bend the knee” sense.

My Devil May Cry anime wiped the floor with AAA IP adaptations with millions of dollars in marketing. I am a ratings God …. Two seasons in a row.

I set out to make American animation cool.

I set out to expand the footprint of “Devil May Cry” by orders of magnitude so that there can be more of it.

I set out to prove that video game adaptations do not have to be flavorless corporate sludge assembled in a content factory by emotionally vacant brand managers who secretly loathe the source material.

Mission accomplished ✅✅✅.

For those of you who have been paying attention to the episode names, I have been showing you the structure the entire time.

Season 3 was an inevitability.

This was always Dante’s Divine Comedy with guns and a red coat

Season 1 was Inferno🔥.

Season 2 was Purgatorio ⚖️.

Season 3 is Paradiso 🪽.

These three seasons make up “The Force Edge Saga.” Since inception “The Force Edge Saga” was designed as a movie trilogy disguised as a television series.

One last thing … “3” is not going to be a normal third “season” of a TV show. With “Season 3,” I am doing something very different. I am crafting a blueprint for how this game is won.

See You all in “Paradise.”

- Adi Shankar

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Cactuscali19912 Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Trump hasn’t made a public appearance in 8 days. This after an unscheduled visit to the hospital- because he “likes getting check ups.” Thank God Jake Tapper (or as I like to call him- the Brick Tamland of his generation) is on the case hunting down clues in a book about my mom’s experience as First Lady four years ago.

[Sarcastic Lovest👩🏾 ♊️🇱🇷 @lovestdiomande]

The guy allegedly hated it here so we should be singing his praises why?

Then he caused constant locker room dysfunction with his antics.

We literally made that damn book he was reading a best seller, just to find out he was really playing in our faces with that too and many of us defended him.

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

@lovestdiomande Unless you’re in a Justin Jefferson situation
The QB is usually the face of the team and it’s weird seeing how he loves the Pats but didnt understand that lol

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

@sixhundredlbs 💀

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

Drake Maye just had one of the worst postseason runs for a QB in NFL history

[Michael Stubel @MichaelStubel]

It’s so funny to see Patriots fans insist A.J. Brown is getting a big upgrade at QB as if Jalen Hurts isn’t one of the best Super Bowl performers of all-time while Drake Maye looked completely overmatched on that stage.

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

False equivalency lmao

[Mike Sielski @MikeSielski]

John,
Let's say 97.5 said to you, "For the good of the station, we're gonna limit you to one show a week. The rest of the time, you're gonna sweep the floor." Would it be OK for you to want another job? And be honest: How clean would the floor really be once you were finished?

[RockaRolla69 @RRolla69]

@SheilKapadia Russini played you like a fiddle and you white knighted her and looked like a fucking dipshit for it
No one cares what you have to say about this

[SPORTSRADIO 94WIP @SportsRadioWIP]

Sheil Kapadia breaks down his hunt for the source of A.J. Brown's unhappiness:

"I think there's a misconception that A.J. Brown didn't get the ball enough in Philadelphia, and it's just not true...he just had an issue with the quarterback, Jalen Hurts."

[The Reverend Reiderson @ChipReiderson]

Tweet that the Phillies should bring Casty back so I know you’re a fucking moron

[Patrick @PhillyPMC]

I don’t know if the rumors around AJ Brown and the massage therapist are true. But given how the NFL/media ran cover for Russini and Vrabel on the alleged affair, you’ll have to forgive me if I think there MIGHT be truth to this. It’s clear the media wouldn’t tell us either way.