Rob Carlson

[notduvy @xavierduval10]

@stoolpresidente If $AMC closes above $9 today all the calls expire in the money and market makers will be forced to buy shares back at a premium, therefore on monday the price would rocket officially starting the AMC short squeeze, copy and paste this so people know to buy and hold! HOLD HOLD!!!

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hey Jason, beat it nerd

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

And in the end, it was Gritty who decided the President of the United States of America

[Lirik @LIRIK]

Aliens right now

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Merrick Garland was nominated 237 days before the 2016 election.

There are 46 days now till the 2020 election.

[Yahoo News @YahooNews]

Sen. Lindsey Graham justifies his treatment of Merrick Garland: "If an opening comes in the last year of President Trump's term, and the primary process has started, we'll wait to the next election"

[The Batman @TheBatman]

Robert Pattinson is #TheBatman. Watch the #DCFandome Teaser Trailer now.

[Barstool Gambling @stoolgambling]

Who else misses digging out of those Sunday holes? @BetThePigskin
https://t.co/zLN1tTKmX0

[Unhinged NY @UnhingedNewYork]

I'm no professional lip reader, but I think it's pretty clear what Altuve is saying here.

"I got a piece on... No."

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I feel sick for anyone that had the over at 67.5+

[Tim O'Brien @TimOBrien]

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate...So the only way he figures he’s going to get reelected, and as sure as you’re sitting there, is to start a war with Iran.”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Catcher: 0-2 count, let's try something off-speed

Astros dugout:

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Pass Interfence rule is the dumbest rule in all of sports. It’s utterly pointless

[Eric Hubbs @BarstoolHubbs]

Can it just be Friday already #NextManUp

[Eric Rosenthal @ericsports]

Can’t believe this kid was Kyle Allen

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Dave Gettleman walking into the postgame conference https://t.co/RMCXyfCzIK