IMPORTANT DATES IN RIBSTORY 📆
10/29: Date of Birth
Early February: Screenshot Farming Rested
2/26/25: Transphobic Squad Fiasco
12/21/25: The Big Bi
6/2/26: Official GC Retirement
8/27/26: Biggest Bait Venture Ever
REMEMBER THESE DATES OR YOURE A LARPER. THIS WILL BE ON YOUR TEST
Ik the point of Minecraft discs is so that they’re rare n shit but the newer ones feel absurd like wtf is this bro the bounce disc is not fucking possible
@HornOfTheRhino7 That and the transport issues
These structures required are likely thousands of blocks apart and I’m gonna need transport that works on land AND water bro
Horses are great but u always have to park them when u cross the ocean then they’re just gone for the rest of the trip
I was gonna say this would actually encourage exploration (in an extremely obnoxious way ofc) but this is more structure hunting than anything and at some point ppl are just gonna use seed maps
@Kirbysayingyap@Funny_Anar It doesn’t have to be specifically elytra it can literally just be another tameable mob thats like rare and can walk on any surface
@Kirbysayingyap@Funny_Anar Like if u want me to explore a bunch before i get to the area with the most essential form of travel u NEED to give me one singular form of transport that works on all surfaces instead of having to tame a bunch of new animals every time
Like what tweet did this rightest loser see me from lmao ik I bait a lot but I literally have pronouns and flags of black populated countries in my bio fuck off 😭
I wanna say blue but like idk man I don’t think anything can make up for what he’s done
Also I’m sure the public would be rightfully livid if he was still waltzing around in their faces
Also soooooo many attempted assassinations on him
Am I not woke enough? I think this a beautiful and respectful representation, them being so dark is mesmerising and reminiscent of African art work. Like there's a clear difference between this and Tintin goes to Congo which is overtly racist