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Old, bi, sleepy

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I’m old, fat, and ugly. If that’s your thing hmu.

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@3000snapbacks Anybody told you lately that you’re really hot.

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@Meowo_boyo Hi, can we be your friend?

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@ThyRealHand We could spend all day rocking back and forth. I want you to fill me up to your heart’s content.

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@realest_pleaser My stupid ass would just stare and whine like a dog.

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@ThyRealHand Can I just spend all day lazily sucking on it?

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@DumbDeerSlut Is he friendly? Can I pet him.

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@realest_pleaser Why would anyone dislike you? Jealousy? Must be jealousy. Also very hot and wantable.

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@LluisAbadias This could 1000% be a best selling calendar series.

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@3000snapbacks

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@realest_pleaser Damn, perfect ass too!

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@YayyeeP35593 Omg you’re famous

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@realest_pleaser I’m not sure how, but you had to have cheated. You can’t have perfect tits and a perfect D and perfect abs and a perfect waist. Wait… show me your ass.

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@realest_pleaser I’m ready to be fed to the machine. 🐶

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@realest_pleaser You called me like a Siren. Every perfect inch making my blood run hot.

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@realest_pleaser @hermaphrodog Shit, they multiplying.

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@r1ftb01 Wishing you the best. I get it. Take some time and take care of yourself. Us and the cute shotas will be here when you get back.

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@YayyeeP35593 You’re like skin and six muscles my man.

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@r1ftb01 You have to be explicit with these things man. I mean very graphically detailed. We need you to paint us a picture.

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@realest_pleaser It would be a privilege Queen