Dave Davidson

I take my work seriously, and I expect the same from everyone else. Security chief.

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IC: easteregg560_80222 (Discord) BNR: pulju04 (Discord)

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

Made a Strawpage! Go check it out!!... Or not! See if i care.

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https://t.co/UxQwYmBw9F

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

Literally just. Get some more. Cmon.

[GILBERT_######. @ROTTINGCHAMBER]

["I'LL_FUCKING_GET_YOU!!!"]

["GETYOUYOUPIECEOFSHITI'LLKILLYOU!RIPYOURGUTSOUT!TEARYOULIMBFROMLIMB!!!"]

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

Thats why i'm convincing a Lurker to do it, Fatass.

[GILBERT_######. @ROTTINGCHAMBER]

["YOU_STAY_AWAY!!_YOU_STAY_BACK!"]

["YOULITTLESHITI'LLHAVEYOURFUCKINGHEADISWEARTOGODONEOFUSWILLDIEINTHISFACILITYANDIT'SNOTGOINGTOBEME!"]

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

I'm going to need to send a lurker to your ass to steal your root beer. enough is enough.

[GILBERT_######. @ROTTINGCHAMBER]

["WUT?!_CAN'T_A_MAN_BE_WHIMSICAL?!"]

["PARTEH-POOPER!"]

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

I'm... Scared. You deceivers are getting more convincing by the seconds.

Who am i to care, though.

[GILBERT_######. @ROTTINGCHAMBER]

["LALALALALALALALA."]

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@KOMAREK_COMMAND Pft... Simply stating the truth.

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

Oh. Hello.

𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦..

Didn't know we were exchanging greetings now..?

[HUNK OF NULLSCAPETWT (takeover) @CongaLineWalker]

Replacing Cadences Chandelier With Operator Prank

[ASPX @DevotedVoidStar]

// I'm betting my left kidney that this will be an emote in forsaken before Christmas

[✶ SKETCHYBYTES 🍒 @SketchyDX]

*paws at you* FUTILE.
*paws at you* CEASE.
*paws at you* BITTER.
*paws at you* FUTILE.
*paws at you* CEASE.
*paws at you* BOOM.
*paws at you* DEATH IN BLOOM.
#nullscape

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@KOMAREK_COMMAND @MAGGOT_DINNER // I only saw one other,.,,.,,.? Kinda surprising

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER @KOMAREK_COMMAND // contributing to prime SIN's comeback

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER @KOMAREK_COMMAND // ? WAH DAT MEAN WAH DAT MEAN

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER @KOMAREK_COMMAND // didn't notice steve actually died HOLD UP

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER @KOMAREK_COMMAND // WE will all slime them out next too don't worry

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER // rip.

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER // ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 ITS OK YOU GOT THAT BRO !!

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

@MAGGOT_DINNER // i'm fine where i'm at, NO THANK YOU!

[Dave Davidson @RSU_Security]

Go ahead. Send your squadron through Sector-3. But if i see a SINGULAR RIF Soldier in a restricted area i will NOT hesitate to put them down.

Actually, I will hesitate. I need a break. Do whatever you please.