RS Zimmermann

Living Rent-Free inside Kevin Rickey’s Head

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@TrumpsHurricane Scorching STI’s. Husbands that cruise Grindr and church youth groups for hookups.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@RepMTG You’re just mad because your daughter lost her virginity to a Bad Bunny song.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@itsJohnRocker Still has a lower Murder rate than half the southern states.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@itsJohnRocker Yes, you tried to tell us you were a racist cunt 25 years ago. Trust me we believed you. Also, you made this up, twat.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@marcorubio You have Trump’s jizz on your chin, Senator.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

At this rate, Trump’s gonna put Diddy in charge of the oil reserves

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

The people screaming “We’re a DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC NOT A DEMOCRACY” for the last 4 years are going to be very horrified to learn that we live in a Democratic republic.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

He will be elected by one of the narrowest popular vote margins in history, and Democrats will oppose his extreme policies because that’s how democratic republics work. Just as Republicans voted against every single Biden policy.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"Department of Government Efficiency."

Translation: taking food assistance and health care away from poor people.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@elonmusk Yeah, except your choice in planets can’t support human life but others they make perfect sense.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@elonmusk I think yall are a bunch of incompetent degenerates who shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near government. This isn’t something you can’t fix by calling someone a paedo, Elmo.

[JΛKΣ @USMCLiberal]

This needs to be seen by every American.

Download it, before it’s removed.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@realTrumpNewsX Trump is a twat and he can get fucked, along with everyone who voted for him.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@AndrewYang Either you’re intentionally lying, or you’re a moron. Which is it?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

The temperature high was 81 degrees in New York on Wednesday NOVEMBER 6, by the way.

But America elected a climate change denier because the black lady didn’t have the right message for people who never went to college.

We are very close to watering our crops with Gatorade.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@stoolpresidente Ok one bite pizza guy, except Trump’s staffers are the ones who called him a Nazi. He’s garbage, and so are the people who knowingly voted for a rapist.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@CasualThursday Septic miscarriage might become my default fantasy sports team name.

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@markieD2 @MarioNawfal Hey look, dumbass here doesn’t know what communism is. She’s not saying nationalize them. She’s saying Musk is a national security risk (he is!) and either he goes, or the contracts get canceled.

[RS Zimmermann @RSZimmermann2]

@CasualThursday I assume this is where one of the survivors finds a mask stuffed into their pocket?

[Tom Bonier @tbonier]

My thoughts on the poll everyone has been thinking about.