Rob Saeger

i have a dad bod but not a dad

[Rob Saeger @RSaeger]

#GrowingUpInIndiana constantly seeing rebel flags even tho Indiana was never in the confederacy

[Dabangg PrÉm @PremRising]

When someone asks me what my fitness goals are

[Rob Saeger @RSaeger]

@amandaorson Shut up

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

@ISL_Paladins Retarded is the new based

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“You slower than a 42 year old”

Rodgers still got it

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Can’t get over this

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

@Midasdeejay that is a grown man with a 401k and 2 kids, he does not need your help

[Rob Saeger @RSaeger]

Andrew luck 2.0

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

Joe Burrow’s presser today felt very reflective — and at times, a bit dark:

"If I want to keep doing this, I have to have fun doing it. I have been through a lot. If it's not fun, then what am I doing it for?"

Later on: "There's just a lot of things going on right now."

(via @Bengals)

[Dan Graziano @DanGrazianoESPN]

Aaron Rodgers arrived at Solider Field about 20 minutes ago, walked one lap around the field, flipped off a couple of the cameras that were filming and went back inside. Used his right hand to flip the bird, so unclear if he could do it with his left. Status for today’s game still up in the air.

[Shawn @PalmerDesigns_]

Ok, first off, a Tiger…swimming in the ocean?

Tigers don’t even like water.
If you placed it near a river, or some sort of fresh water source, that’d make sense.
But you find yourself in the ocean, a 20 ft wave, I’m assuming its off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full, grown, 800 lb tuna with his 20 or 30 friends.

You lose that battle. you lose that battle nine times out of ten.

[GODLINESS @42nndd]

@Fullcourtpass @netflixsports me when i submit an essay five minutes before the deadline (i got a calm 65%)

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

James Harden girlfriend Paije Speights talking about how they met 💀

“James does not have any game at all”

(Via @netflixsports)

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

It’s about the journey. Thank you to everyone who believed.

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[Caj @cajacs]

Those 3 months where I hit my driver straight

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

My children are not on the autism spectrum because I took Tylenol while pregnant. They’re on the autism spectrum because I, a person who will wear only one type of shoe and can’t eat food that is “too potato-y,” had babies with a man who has an encyclopedic knowledge of European aristocracy but a limited ability to process social cues.

[Jay @Jay_OnHere]

The waitress giving me the beers when there's a Guitar Hero machine nearby

[Ray “BadBoy” Stevens @thatbadboyray]

Probably a million look at how fucking huge this guy is!??? Is that even allowed???

[Steak 'n Shake @SteaknShake]

Yes, we are responsible for this billboard.

Cracker Barrel's board has failed its shareholders. It has spent over a decade fighting with one of its largest shareholders rather than collaborating for the good of the company. CB has been at the forefront of the DEI movement at the same time it has reduced food quality and burned millions on failed acquisitions. The board apparently has more regard for DEI than ROI. 

Now, we are running a proxy contest at our own expense to fire the CEO. Biglari is doing the work left undone by the board.  

Fire the CEO!
Save Cracker Barrel!

[Logan @SconnieColt]

The last 2-0 Colts team