R Schmelzer

Editor. Writer. Watcher of Detectives.

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@joerogan You can see why said "crazy asshole" might feel confused.

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@sKorchDaddy @RealRonHoward Don't talk about the fishing hole.

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@TessKS19 @CoMomof3 @Super70sSports Killer breakfast variation! Layer pink grapefruit halves with a mixture of milk- or butter-soaked (but still crunchy!) Grape Nuts, brown sugar, flakey salt and black pepper. Oven broil at 350 F until it starts to caramelize. Serve ASAP topped with fresh berries, peaches or pears.

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@Buddah33179160 @CoMomof3 @Super70sSports And that is exactly what I loved most about it! A big bowl of Grape Nuts gravel, with low-fat milk and a couple spoonfuls of light brown sugar and a two big handfuls of fresh blueberries. So satisfying and delicious!

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@WUTangKids OUCH!!!

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@midgetmoxie I'll bet somebody could tell you his name for a dollar.

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Newsweek Cover, July 17, 1995: Bisexuality

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@Serena @Highlights I hope they have not canceled Goofus and Gallant.

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@TheMadMoth @Monkeypaw And at least one of the Kardashians.

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@tldevaney That's not not true.

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Find out what #swamptour is the best in #NewOrleans is the best! Eco tours that don't feed the wildlife. https://t.co/sTgNUr6pTQ via @kayaknola

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@joerogan You can see why said "crazy asshole" might feel confused.

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Finally! It's a miracle.

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3 Things to Know About Barry Manilow's New Husband, Garry Kief http://t.co/9IA3imgEPW via @People

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In an emergency meeting, Chino City Council voted to play "Reunited" in all public spaces until Mr. Laboe's return.
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@tldevaney @gmk61 Oh, I know. And he probably doesn't really even lnow what time it is.

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@gmk61 @tldevaney You go bad-mouthing Chicago (the band), you better say "I'm sorry."

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Herman Cain's moment on 'NCIS' http://t.co/SPGWsnUw via @POLITICO

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Unstaged photos capture the diversity of the L.A. electorate. Taken by David Vincent Wolf and Joe Schmelzer: http://t.co/s10T6gWC

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Meanwhile, in L.A., a thousand sad stories are writing their first chapters at the Winchell's Donuts on Western.