Car_Wreck_Doctor

TSCC MD. Personal physician to those who’s sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others. UGA 92, MCG 96, WVU/CAMC 01, EUSOM/Grady 08, CSU 17

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

If I ever went “Tarps Off” at a sporting event….

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@Hugdog18 “Would you care for a pepperoni roll?”

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@EricKnauerMD @SAGES_Updates @rbarbosa91 @EleahPorterMD @EzraTeitelbaum Had cloth gowns in residency. They were quite toasty…

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

Until my employer buys me a smartphone:

[Anthony DiGiorgio, DO, MHA @DrDiGiorgio]

Admin: “we are rolling out Epic Chat!”

Doctor: “ok… how many messages will I be getting”

Admin: “only about 10-20 per hour, 24/7.”

Doctor: “oh… so I need to silence my notifications then”

Admin: “oh heavens no! Then you might miss that one message that is critical. And we will hang you out to dry if you do.”

Doctor: “what about when I sign into epic in my clinic”

Admin: “well that’s a different context for epic. So none of your messages will reach you until you log back into the hospital epic.”

Doctor: “but I’m still responsible for all the messages even when they don’t reach me?”

Admin: “bingo”

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@ericpaulimd

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@rbarbosa91 I steer/suction/blow/wash with my non-dominant hand and push/pull with my dominant hand

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@ATRightMovies “See you next Tuesday “

[Mitch Daniels @purduemitch]

Told the Daniels girls to always keep a spare tire in the trunk. Seems the trustees got the same lesson.

Will try to keep Purdue on its current roll, thanks to the board for the opportunity.
https://t.co/s1pp6Lgtnt

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@ericpaulimd 25th season….

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@JJcolemanMD , @LSJohnsonMD ,@kencardonaMD

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

Ahem………

[Lee M. Ocuin MD, FACS @TheNotoriousHPB]

There’s no such thing as a perfect t-sh…@JMillerOcuin 🫠😂😭

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@ChrisCarr_Ga @jkirchnercarr Clear eyes
Full hearts
Can’t lose

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@EricKnauerMD @SAGES_Updates @GAEscobarMD The loveliest six words in the English language;
“Non Surgical Abdomen At This Time”

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@JOSEPH45075332 @BrentAWilliams2 You think an abdominal stoma is bad, try a perineal one

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

Is that the view from the Hampton Inn, @3YearLetterman ?

[Barrett Sallee 🇺🇸 @BarrettSallee]

Blackshear, Georgia is beautiful this time of year @3YearLetterman

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@rbarbosa91 @bryanacotton1 Fortunately when I was a resident the pulmonologists were all in private practice and didn’t want to come in the middle of the night to bronch a trauma patient. As a fellow, many years later, Grace and David made sure we could bronch to our heart’s content.

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@TheNotoriousHPB Grady Trauma…Grady Trauma….

[Car_Wreck_Doctor @RScott571]

@rbarbosa91 @bryanacotton1 Disposable bronchoscopes easily remove that barrier

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@JAMASurgery @EdLinEmory @JJcolemanMD #gradymade

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3/3

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Lemon fettuccine with scallops, followed by a paper plane 1/x

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