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Dairy Farmer. Outdoorsy Type. CAMRA Member. F1 Fan. Rocker. @KeeleUniversity Alum. All views my own. Etc.

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@Tesco hello, we purchased some chicken thigh fillets, they are in date but smell absolutely off. How do we get a refund? Thank you

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@lucymoosh It's not the same here, it was great then. Congratulations on the new human!

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@Carpervert @sniffpetrol You mentioned Suzuki Carry vans on the OTOSOT podcast the other week. Have you seen Abbey Commercials are bringing in the 4x4 pickup version and selling them as a farm truck?

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@KateFantom What's your highest mileage MG now and what's the reliability been like?

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@EileenDucksbury @AutoInfatuation We still have several banks in the nearest town, but I couldn't tell you the last time I used one. Generations I guess 🤷‍♂️

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@AutoInfatuation Took over my local Toyota dealer and closed it. Over an hour to get a service now. Wonderful.

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@AutoInfatuation @eBay_UK eBay is a cesspit, I still use it to sell but only lower value stuff and you have to accept as a seller once you've posted it it's a lottery. No it shouldn't be like this but eBay don't care, and don't have to, they just keep taking the fees

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@Hoebomedia @jonholmes1 But does that mean you and your flc hoody still smell of a egg?

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@jonholmes1 @Hoebomedia Ten years ish later and seeing this at my son's nursery still made me laugh too much.

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

Two weeks ago, Peter Mandelson told us he had no recollection of planning to buy a £2m apartment in Rio via a Panama holding company and a Brazilian company.

Yesterday we found notarised incorporation documents for the Brazilian company, with Mr Mandelson's signature.

[Russian Garbage Human @RusGarbageHuman]

What did @JeremyClarkson mean by this in 2010?

"The only sound better than the Audi R8 V10 is the sound of Peter Mandelson being attacked by bears"

[FarmingUK @FarmingUK]

❗️🥚 At Smithfield Market last night, a case of imported eggs from caged hens was photographed, clearly labelled “Not to UK standards,” at the same time the government announced new welfare reforms for England and Wales

The contradiction is stark. The UK banned conventional cages in 2012, and the Government now intends to ban colony cages as well — yet conventional caged eggs are still allowed to be imported. If we are serious about animal welfare, there should be no imports permitted that do not meet the same standards UK farmers are required to produce to

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@AmexUK How can we report someone fraudulently registering an Amex Card to our address who doesn't live here? Tried calling but can't get through the automation. We're getting their letters.

[milkprices.com @MilkpricesCom]

25tBSC prices have taken another step lower widening the price range with reports of anything from £1.08 kg to £1.30kg ex works. The outlook for prices over the next 3wks is not great and at some stage deals will be struck sub £1 kg level. Spot milk prices same as previous week.

[Jim 🇺🇦 @jimberriman]

RIP @QuentinWillson A thoroughly lovely chap. Here he describes the drive of his life, in quite possibly my favourite car…

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@absoluteradio u ok Hun you're playing the same records over and over....

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@RichieFirth I think your seasonal food haul top ten needs to be tweeted, I need a shopping list of things my wife will no doubt like 😅

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@OctopusEnergy Oh we're doing this today. 21kw of boilers on early. Washers on. Dryer on. Grain mill on. 👌

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@OctopusEnergy Now you're milking it 🤫😉

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@OctopusEnergy Should have all our 21Kw of water heaters charging up early ready for washing the plant down after milking the cows tonight 🐄🐄