Rachel Robins

Writer • Glutard • Fond of general absurdity • Medical Mutant • Invisible disease advocate • MFA Grad of Writing Popular Fiction • She/her pronouns

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

This X nonsense is dumb and I hate it.

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I don’t! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@KING5Seattle Just what my dry eye needs to hear

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@Heidi83649516 @komonews Because he injured someone who happened to be passing by w/o actually *seeing* him steal from him? The driver is lucky that his victim didn’t die, because backing up and repeatedly hitting someone is typically enough to qualify as 2nd degree murder, if the victim passed.

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@pisa_lisa @KIRO7Seattle It’s a hostage situation. She wouldn’t let them leave. Dunno about you but I’d want my kid back.

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@USPS We can’t select a redelivery option if there no option to select.

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

She's a 10 but always threatening to destroy everything I've ever loved

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@POTUS $10k doesn’t even begin to be enough. Most first year’s college tuition is ~$20k. Just for the first year. Out of four. Not including grad school. What’s crippled folks financially is significantly more than $10k of debt. #ItsNotEnough

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

A new short horror story of mine—"Given Life"—is coming out in this next issue of @IEnheduanna 🙃 I'll have details out later on how this print zine can be purchased or downloaded.

Also, also? Ain't it a pretty cover? I love it so much ✨👐✨

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

Sweet. Also tastes like soap ✌️🧼🫧

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

Taurus: your Washington state native plant is the Snowberry.

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

wyd this weekend?

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

Man, Colin Firth studied the hell out of Peterson’s voice for this role. I’m suuuuuper curious as to which theory they’re going to go with #HopeItsDeathByOwls 🤞🦉🪦

https://t.co/On3OJ3Limx

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

Ass Professors w PHDs apparently dont need to be paid at @UCLA that tuition must be so cheap or else they could afford to pay their staff or maybe the quality of education is so bad that they think the students are only worth being taught by volunteers? https://t.co/oxuQsY8ilK

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

I mean, is it too much to ask for lady scientist hotdog 👩‍🔬🌭? Or a lady hotdog 🌭 on a skateboard🛹? Because the classic green M&M legs on the sole female 🌭 out there? 🙄 unoriginal and highly unachievable

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@KING5Seattle @KIRO7Seattle In the growing number of hotdogs 🌭graffitied on the overpass columns along I5—why is no one bringing up the lack of female 🌭representation? 🙄 One sexy lady hotdog 🌭 out of 5+? Really? Why is no one looking into this gross imbalance of parity here?

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@HorrorScott

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@facebookapp fix it or kill it with fire I don’t care who thought this was a good idea? #fugly

[I, Enheduanna @i_enheduanna]

#Throwback to the spring zine featuring @ingridserban @mabmadefood @fairlyaudrey @ren_dering @sy.vega.art @feycrafter_guildmistress @rsquaredwrites @jkellicu & @ynbushehri 🤩 FairlyAudrey looks right at home adjusting the moon in the sky 🌙 We can’t wa… https://t.co/OqhHphwy01

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@EnsconceTruth @angryseattle You realize that the account is called Angry Seattle right..? You think they specialize in rainbows and sunshine? They call it as it is 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Robins @RSquaredWrites]

@syrrann I’m down for some ‘sploring somewhere halfway between you and me ✌️