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a lil bit debbie thornberry, a lil bit mr magoo, screeching into the night, // chocolate milk is VERY good

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@NWcountrymusic1 "i just wanna stab my ears, plug my butt, choke my wiiiiiffffeee"

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who wants to go look at trader joe's seasonal items with me and my chicken nugget (my daughter)

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@themightiemo this and a lil root beer

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thinking of how my swim team got in huge trouble (catholic school) for making up a parody of that "do you like piña coladas" song and singing "do you like penis alotta" on the bus to a swim meet and refusing to stop for like two hours.

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i don't like when a restaurant has super healthy "house made" ranch. get it away from me! i want my ranch to be obscure, not exciting at all. i don't wanna taste fresh herbs i want this to taste like terre haute smells. i want to taste it and simply say "this is okay"

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everybody wang chung whenevers most convenient

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39 weeks pregnant and my husband keeps letting me know how much his back hurts

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this rhetoric from Maga weirdos saying the left never cared about the epstein files until now is completely insane-- just because we weren't blaming drag queens for abusing kids doesn't mean we didn't want the list to come out? like are yall okay?

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what if he's not dead he's just getting a bbl

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@2caro2con comment section so weird and mean here.

cannot relate to getting SO angry about something sooo harmless.

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late third trimester heartburn is no joke. oh you just had a banana? enjoy breathing fire. tried to eat some unseasoned chicken? just filled your esophagus with lava. quick snack of saltine crackers? how bout light a match and swallow it.

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

don’t know how to explain this, but “hot honey” is the pickleball of condiments (derogatory)

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TS may be releasing her 98th studio album and that's great but you can recognize this while also acknowledging that her taking pics with neo-nazi's, dating a trump supporter, and never sticking up for a damn thing UNLESS it's performative & she can profit off it is a problem

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i love our handheld dyson with the extendable arm ❤️ we use it for corners/ tiny spaces/ quick clean ups. i used it yesterday on the kitchen fan and the air vent in the bathroom. this being said we also have a roomba for doing the floors, and under the bed lol

[Mike Smith @mikesmith187]

My hot take is that Dyson vacuums are not for serious vacuumers.

Battery is garbage, filter is garbage. Canister too small. Absolute joke of a cleaning tool.

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@themightiemo it a dinglehopper. scuttle never lies

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just made the weirdest sandwich ever: chicken cutlet, pepperoni, lettuce, cucumber, everything bagel seasoning with banana peppers and gobs of mayo, on sour dough topped with crushed up doritos. when you're 34.5 weeks pregnant you come up with demonic combos.

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everyone clap for me a lady just looked at me and said "we're gonna look at
a menu"

and i almost said "the fuck you are"

but said "our kitchen has been closed for almost an hour" instead

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third trimester is like:

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once knew an HR lady who cheated on her husband with the chef who was also married and they both got blackmailed lol

[Patience...🪬 @Patiencexx4]

The craziest thing is about the Astronomer CEO cheating scandal is it was the HR lady

The person who would warn you against fraternizing with coworkers.

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if you clap when you hear or see a glass break at the bar you have an incurable disease called being a fuckin dork