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[uBHEBHE🇿🇦 @nokwandamhlong0]

All I want for Christmas is a new job in a healthy working environment

[ⲧ. @toluuwaa]

I’m getting a new job, with better pay and peace of mind.

[🖤 @chrisisclueless]

The worst part about dating is pretending that you keep your room clean. Omg. Would u love me if you knew I was a slob?

[ⓘ @MyKindaHell]

I’m always fascinated by people who think their interpretation of me is more accurate than my actual experience of myself. 😭

[🤍 @fromawife]

A liar cannot lead a household. A cheater cannot lead a household. A man who refuses to take accountability cannot lead a household. A man who cannot control his emotions cannot lead a household.

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

Don’t be rude to me because I’m probably ruder than you and then you’re gonna victimise yourself even though you started it.

[Nayy🌺🌸 @nayreeves70]

i need a partner that understands i absolutely need to talk it all out in order to move forward.

[Tiona Monique @TionaMonique]

Can’t stand a man that’s tit for tat. If your role is to lead and think logically, why are you copying my emotional reactions? BITCH !

[Zazzy 👄 @fw_zazzy]

"listen to your body" well my body wants to smoke 5 blunts & rot in bed all day

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

being a high functioning stoner is funny cause folks assume i’m tryna escape reality.

bruhhh i’m painfully aware of reality. i can hear the refrigerator, feel every seam in my clothes, and im laughing about something i said in 2014

i'm just trying to turn the fucking volume down long enough to be creative 😮‍💨

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

Nobody :

Me 6am not giving the day a chance 😭

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

CYNTHIA ERIVO?! 😭

[َ @spiderlnd]

do not put me in charge in any situation cus i'll start running that shit like the navy and everybody will wanna die

[Assholery ♠️ @Ace_NoHoody]

Please normalize bed rotting on Saturday and Sunday .. you work hard all week.

[Kodak @k0dak___]

So this nigga don’t hear me thinking about him ?? Ok

[Wavey K🌊 @iamwaveyk]

I remember back in the day when dudes used to tell girls “come spend the day with me” and if the girl said she couldn’t she had to go to work, the dude would be like “how much would u make today?” And pay u to take off 😂😂😂😂😩 that’s how old i am 😂😂😂😂

[K.A.L @Lind_Sayss]

Is it normal that I am feeling an increased sense Jamaicanness about Dudus whacking Diddy? Lol

[TMZ @TMZ]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Diddy's head injury is from a prison fight with Jamaican drug lord Dudus.

Everything we know: https://t.co/MngI28tnOU

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

this man on tiktok said “youcannot repair a relationship with a man who believes the problem is always your reaction, never his behavior” and that’s real shit.