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all of this shit is just backstory for the psychotic break i have in 2031

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Vague allusions to "the real ethics"

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Nothing

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Music in the wires

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Cheer up

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You inherited these things

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Shooting your Congressman in the head might prove a little more difficult than eating a worse burger

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IF YOU BURNED LIKE THEY BURNED, YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE IT

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I thought of some better things this could mean instead. Would you like to try one of those?

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Every problem is an unsolved problem, that's why it's called a "problem" and not a " "

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The way your mind burns when you try to follow instructions

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They're calling out for you!

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When doing the things you think you ought seems so high cost that it helps massively to simply consider yourself an angel, as this would then be both in-character and admirable. (You can't be a martyr, because they die)

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Friendly Reminder that if you're not gaming for Jesus, you're gaming for Moloch. And between you and me, I'm starting to like the way Moloch games.

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magic players always be gnioeaionviasvoi;awmh

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What Seinfeld Couldn't Have Actually Warned You About

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Whatever made the exercise worthwhile originally

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Your first bad news

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All the other stuff

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Doomed as fuck one way or another

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Good that hits you with its car.